mooselicious
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@ I watch Shaun of the Dead on Easter. While eating ham. So grimly appropriate.
about 23 hours ago
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My mother adores her cat. I don't care about the cat. So all the cat wants to do is sleep on my bed & in my lap. It's a sad life lesson.
about 23 hours ago
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Sour patch kids taste like cyanide. Minus the death.
10:39 PM Nov 25th
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Streets are dead the night before Thanksgiving. Am I the only person not home baking pumpkin pie?
10:15 PM Nov 25th
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My ode to Fred, the intrepid Thanksgiving turkey who escaped certain doom in uncertain meter:
10:24 AM Nov 25th
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Also thankful I'm not a turkey. A tasty, tasty turkey.
10:02 AM Nov 25th
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Thankful I never had to wear a pilgrim hat or a turkey suit.
10:01 AM Nov 25th
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Thankful I don't have to go grocery shopping today.
10:01 AM Nov 25th
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I have a post up at Work It Mom. But I'm not a mom. HA HA HA! FOOLED THEM.
8:44 PM Nov 24th
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Am I more excited about seeing New Moon tomorrow or about reading @'s New Moon rap afterward? I CAN'T DECIDE.
8:24 PM Nov 24th
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RT @: my tube of Lip Venom is expired. instead of irritating my lips, it just goes on and on about stuff we've already talked about.
5:49 PM Nov 24th
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Soliciting suggestions on how to get out of a $472 ticket in traffic court. Shall I do my Kermit the Frog impression? Dance the maramba?
2:27 PM Nov 24th
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Yet Another Admission that Tosses Me Squarely in the OH WHAT A NERD aisle: Very excited to learn that Dave Brubeck has a Christmas album.
9:43 PM Nov 23rd
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@ Congratulations! What amazing news. You just keep making the world prettier. (Hope the queasiness passes posthaste.)
1:07 PM Nov 23rd
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Winner of the I'm a Responsible Adult award: "Well, since I'm unemployed, I've got plenty of time to go to traffic court."
1:05 PM Nov 23rd
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"Go to where you want to be, and the resources will follow." Nice. I think I'll go test this out at Starbucks.
9:08 AM Nov 23rd
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Of course, now I was retweeted by InMyPants. Twitter is somewhat less classy. But utterly hilarious.
9:36 PM Nov 22nd
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"I just need Natalie on some...state business." Where state business = IN MY PANTS. Brits are so classy.
9:30 PM Nov 22nd
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That's it, I need to move to London. Too bad the exchange rate sucks.
9:19 PM Nov 22nd
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Yes, I've seen Love Actually 6 trillion times. Yes, I still get weepy when Laura Linney lets Hot Carl go. Yes, I'm an unremitting sap.
8:54 PM Nov 22nd
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- Name mooselicious
- Location San Francisco
- Web http://www.moosei...
- Bio The woman, the myth, the legend - the TWINKIE BANDIT.
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