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  1. @WhiskeyGirls 2010 Fashion Show post is now published! http://bit.ly/8ogkeC
  2. Assless chaps were definitely the way to go. http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com/2009/12/assless-chaps-were-definitely-way-to-go.html
  3. I keep accidentally enabling my new phone's voice commands. So far, I can make calls by yelling 'USE A FUCKING TURN SIGNAL' and by farting.
  4. Off to see 'Fantastic Mr. Fox' with the kids. I hope they explain his Parkinson's well, because I don't want to explain it during the movie.
  5. If my dog continues to dig up my yard, I forsee a Ted-Danson-in-the-Creepshow-movie finish for her in her future. Bitch.
  6. A NEW MOVIE REVIEW!! "The Taking of Pelham 123" review is up now! http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com/2009/12/take-pelham-123please.html
  7. New Poop! Take Pelham 123...PLEASE http://bit.ly/5NM0v1
  8. I finally broke 600 subscribers yesterday! Apparently, just the definition of a Cleveland Steamer brings 'em in. http://midgetmanofsteel.com
  9. I fought 4 times last night in sparring and didn't break any bones for once. Apparently running away and screaming like a girl is the key.
  10. Finally - SNOW. Getting 3 to 6 inches tonight. All you girls know what I'm talkin' about. Sadly. Does Extenze really work? Just curious.
  11. My blog just came up in the search for: "why is my shit red?" And my mom said I'd never amount to anything. HA! http://midgetmanofsteel.com
  12. My readers asked, and I answered. I'm sure they're regretting that right now. www.midgetmanofsteel.com/2009/12/q-part-deux-ooh-french.html
  13. New Poop! Q&A Part Deux (ooh! French!) http://bit.ly/6kvICp
  14. File this under 'why didn't I think of this shit first': http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/tiger-woods-voicemail-slowjam/
  15. Photos from last night's Whiskey Girls event now up on my FB page! http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1296525243
  16. @Greeneyezz Good morning back at ya.
  17. Note to self: When you are covering an event and remember to invite everyone EXCEPT your wife, expect anger and hostility. Husband FAIL.
  18. The finale of "Social Ostracism 101"..now with fiber! http://bit.ly/4VdjSn
  19. Helen Hunt...WHAT.THE. FUCK?!? Good God..I'd bang Paul Reiser first. http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/guess-that-ass-165/
  20. @Lbluca77 According to John Cusack, there's a pole shift and then the world is going to turn into an overly long, horrible movie.