moontopples
Just finished a blog post for the first time in ages.
| moontopples When it snows THIS hard, and there is also lightning, I cannot help but imagine a guy with a weather machine, hoping to impress a girl. |
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| moontopples Well, apparently Twitter still exists. So that's nice. |
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| moontopples I was texting figuratively, of course. There was no actual curtain. One down, six to go. Next one in just a couple of hours. |
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| moontopples Curtain about to go up... |
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| moontopples Is it weird that I'm proud of the fake publishing company logo I created for the dummy book jacket? |
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| moontopples Clinging to the very good thing from last night amid a sea of the ungood. Feeling a bit like flotsam. |
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| moontopples Everyone seemed okay. A couple of cars smashed to bits and facing the wrong way, and only one lane open. No speeding ambulance, though. |
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| moontopples Traffic jam at 10:30 on a sunday night? Hope everyone is okay. |
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| moontopples That bacon was so not "crispy." |
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| moontopples Wondering which of my emails could possibly have prompted Google to show me an ad for reusable Jello®-shot cups. |
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| moontopples Wishing that, just once, the schedule on paper had something to do with the actual amount of time I'm being asked to commit. |
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| moontopples I find it very difficult to express myself in only one hundred forty characters. Just today, for instance, I wanted to tell a tale in which |
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| moontopples Explain to me why I have "Happiness Hotel" by the Muppets stuck in my head upon waking. I haven't heard that song in at least a decade. |
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| moontopples So much of what passes for sarcastic these days is actually sardonic. Just saying. |
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| moontopples ...ing me self-conscious. |
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| moontopples How does Firefox's built-in spell check recognize "suchlike" as a word, but not "signoff?" Quit underlining my shit, Firefox. You're mak ... ... |
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