moontopples
- I ate a gummi shark. One of the most docile sharks, but I feel certain, given a chance, it would have eaten me instead.
It was him or me.4:47 PM Sep 15th, 2008 from web
- Wondering whether the affable weatherman can use the phrase "Gustav's Remnants" a sixth time.7:38 PM Sep 3rd, 2008 from web
- Just finished a blog post for the first time in ages.11:42 AM Jun 2nd, 2008 from txt
- When it snows THIS hard, and there is also lightning, I cannot help but imagine a guy with a weather machine, hoping to impress a girl.8:14 PM Mar 27th, 2008 from web
- Well, apparently Twitter still exists. So that's nice.2:29 AM Jan 26th, 2008 from web
- I was texting figuratively, of course. There was no actual curtain. One down, six to go. Next one in just a couple of hours.2:24 PM Nov 11th, 2007 from web
- Curtain about to go up...2:57 PM Nov 10th, 2007 from txt
- Is it weird that I'm proud of the fake publishing company logo I created for the dummy book jacket?8:09 PM Nov 7th, 2007 from web
- Clinging to the very good thing from last night amid a sea of the ungood. Feeling a bit like flotsam.2:36 PM Nov 6th, 2007 from web
- Everyone seemed okay. A couple of cars smashed to bits and facing the wrong way, and only one lane open. No speeding ambulance, though.9:48 PM Nov 4th, 2007 from web
- Traffic jam at 10:30 on a sunday night? Hope everyone is okay.8:29 PM Nov 4th, 2007 from txt
- That bacon was so not "crispy."8:35 AM Nov 3rd, 2007 from txt
- Wondering which of my emails could possibly have prompted Google to show me an ad for reusable Jello®-shot cups.6:54 AM Nov 2nd, 2007 from web
- Wishing that, just once, the schedule on paper had something to do with the actual amount of time I'm being asked to commit.11:16 AM Nov 1st, 2007 from web
- I find it very difficult to express myself in only one hundred forty characters. Just today, for instance, I wanted to tell a tale in which3:20 PM Oct 31st, 2007 from web
- Explain to me why I have "Happiness Hotel" by the Muppets stuck in my head upon waking. I haven't heard that song in at least a decade.10:14 AM Oct 31st, 2007 from web
- So much of what passes for sarcastic these days is actually sardonic. Just saying.1:34 PM Oct 30th, 2007 from web
- ...ing me self-conscious.10:48 PM Oct 29th, 2007 from web
- How does Firefox's built-in spell check recognize "suchlike" as a word, but not "signoff?" Quit underlining my shit, Firefox. You're mak ...10:28 PM Oct 29th, 2007 from web
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