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  1. Thursdays are cushy. #fb
  2. Cosmic Mass one week away, road trip to NOLA one week and 8 hours away :) #fb #avl
  3. Ursula kitteh knows when it's been a shitty day. She is learning to open beer bottles with her paws. I think she's ordering pizza too. #fb
  4. The theme of this week is "shock." With a touch of awe thrown in for good measure. #fb
  5. Well that was some weird corporate shit, eh? Damnit it's as if Twitter is becoming the Borg's hivemind infodump, with CIA mixed in. Sheesh.
  6. @Umatter2ChtrR There's more to the story than 140 chars will allow, but thanks for your time.
  7. @Umatter2ChtrR basically locked me out of my acct. Person was absent-minded, inattentive & needed to get the fact right before informing me.
  8. @Umatter2Chtr Thanks for reply. Cust service gave wrong info on pricing, kept bungling/forgetting my info, & acct "security " policy...
  9. Charter customer service is staffed entirely by the opposite of MENSA. #chartersucks
  10. I miss hold music, instead of this "let's pitch you shit while you're waiting" noise.
  11. Hot Italian sausage with heavy garlic marinara might just cure these workaday blues. #fb
  12. "Twiddle me coppers!" ~J G-W
  13. Chamomile beer is made entirely out of ********************
  14. 1 beer + ? = hangover (wtf?)
  15. In #dreams a wharf rat turned out to be a very expensive breed of dog. Also, why the hell did I bite my tongue (literally, painfully)?
  16. http://is.gd/1orJs http://is.gd/1orKR My favorites of the annual & obligatory fireworks shots.
  17. This ought to go over smashingly well. http://is.gd/1orlA #fb
  18. Neighbors setting off tactical nuclear weapons. Cat's having flashbacks. I hear bad classic rock thematically linked with apocalypse . #fb
  19. This new mouse is like driving a Bugatti when you've only ever been on a riding lawnmower. SPEED & POWER MOUSING #fb
  20. Heard this morning: "Goddamn it, if it weren't for Jesus I wouldn't be late!"