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  1. Is it possible Mark Sanchez thinks the Jets get the points when he throws a pick 6? 4:29 PM Nov 22nd from web
  2. Adios in 2011 Oprah, you sanctimonious bean bag chair! No, of course I'm kidding. She's OK by me. 11:05 PM Nov 19th from web
  3. Eric Mangini couldn't coach a turd out of his ass. 10:47 PM Nov 16th from web
  4. Belichoke!! 8:55 PM Nov 15th from web
  5. The Jets' offense leads the NFL in making announcers comment, "They're lucky that one wasn't picked off." And SARS. 1:23 PM Nov 15th from web
  6. Best scene in the new Twilight flick is when all the vampires pull a train on that bad actress chick until she's saved by the gay werewolf. 10:16 PM Nov 13th from web
  7. Where are all the good scripts for strong midget Asian women? 12:37 PM Nov 11th from web
  8. TODAY ON OPRAH.... http://bit.ly/Tjlbq 11:42 PM Nov 9th from web
  9. Nice effort with the Mets, JJ Putz. Don't expect your deposit back. 9:10 PM Nov 8th from web
  10. Remind me to fart on my father's arm for making me a Mets and Jets fan. 2:10 PM Nov 1st from web
  11. I just ran the Wildcat on my penis. It wasn't sure if I was gonna jerk off, pee, or just scratch its balls. 10:45 PM Oct 31st from web
  12. For your average Mets' fan, a Phillies/Yankees World Series is 100% pure, uncut, black-tar Colombian AIDS 12:29 AM Oct 22nd from web
  13. The Mets should just play company volleyball next year. 3:14 PM Sep 29th from web
  14. Is it my imagination, or does that Milk Dud on Carlos Beltran's right temple seem to get bigger each season? 1:32 AM Sep 22nd from web
  15. The Mets are the AOL of baseball. 11:18 PM Aug 8th from web
  16. Six slices of pizza and now I'm completely constipated. Tossing a no-shitter since Sunday. 7:21 PM Aug 4th from web
  17. No way Bill Clinton schleps to North Korea without being promised a 3 way. Work those balls Euna Lee & Laura Ling or it's back in the clink. 11:32 PM Aug 3rd from web
  18. "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. I don't always strangle whores either, but when I do, I prefer Samoan whores" 5:32 PM Aug 1st from web
  19. I don't want to suggest that the Mets' GM Omar Minaya is incompetent, but he just tried to trade Carlos Beltran for David Wright. 1:25 PM Jul 31st from web
  20. Coolest fucking thing ever of the day: http://www.cnn.com/2009/TEC... 5:35 PM Jul 30th from web