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  1. It's always SO flattering to get text messages at 2am from numbers I don't recognize saying "Come over". *grumble*
  2. "Whether you’re talking about sex or elevator etiquette, the advice to boys is the same: The woman gets off first." http://tr.im/j0Jx
  3. "Prosecutors say a 73 year old woman wanted to get rid of her husband to be with her lover." You go girl!
  4. FINALLY, a website for size queens like me: http://7orbetter.com/
  5. Clay Aiken as guest judge on America's Next Top Model? Are the two Jays not enough gay for Tyra?
  6. "One in four women can misread a traditional pregnancy test." Does that mean these women are too stupid, or the tests are too complicated?
  7. Tip of the Day: Don't browse through the books on http://www.ravenousromance.... if you haven't had sex since 2008.
  8. Tap, tap, tap, is this thing on?
  9. @spoiledsometime Hmmm. Except I have absolutely no idea how I did it on mine. LMAO!
  10. @spoiledsometime That's easy, chica.
  11. @recklessstudio OMG! Love love love LOVE TLC!! And I miss Left Eye.
  12. @idatewhite Dammit, now I want some BBQ. You suck.
  13. @idatewhite LOL, maybe we should hold one ourselves. A combo Juneteenth, speed-dating event.
  14. @idatewhite Maybe I need to attend a Juneteenth party to find a new thug? :-p
  15. @slimjackson What, what? Are you hawt?
  16. @DanAndJennifer Well, I'm all for world change...I'll just like it more if there's something in it for me. :)
  17. @DanAndJennifer I'm pretty sure I need to have some sex before I can be honest about it. :-p
  18. @idatewhite Sheesh, IR dating isn't like broccoli.
  19. @coppeliad Then pre-qualify your audience before making the sales pitch: set your account to private so you can approve who follows you.
  20. @idatewhite So, I need to marry a professional white guy and bang some black thugs on the side? Sounds like some swingers I know. Heh.