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  1. @jfritsche do we need to donate blood for you?
  2. @jfritsche When we didn't have to by Rx food, we got our cat food there. They give a discount if you bring your own shopping bag, too.
  3. Laundry, bitches! (@ TenOhThree in Dallas) http://bit.ly/tDq2P
  4. @jfritsche Green Pets in Bishop Arts is your source for natural pet products. http://tr.im/Eyxy
  5. @donthorp You need to take the ibuprofen with tequila. That way you won't care that it wears off.
  6. I just became the mayor of Exxon on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/3yGe5J
  7. Fuel, bitches! (@ Exxon in Dallas) http://bit.ly/3yGe5J
  8. Crickets! (@ PetSmart (Old Towne) Dallas in Dallas) http://bit.ly/16C7Pf
  9. The @foursquare iPhone app isn't letting me update.
  10. @donthorp You should check out my dentist, @puredental, they're at Mockingbird Stn, & are all hot women.
  11. Criminal Minds has set a Mexican police station in the same building that The Mentalist uses for CBI HQ.
  12. The Macy's Veteran's Day Sale ad pisses me off. That's NOT how a trombone is put together or played.
  13. @JennywithaY Yep, Krogers, Tom Thumb, Albertsons & Whole Foods are the main chains here.
  14. @JennywithaY No Wegman's in Dallas.
  15. @dbferguson Mmmm, those butter cookies with the raspberry jelly centers.
  16. @craignewmark Leopard locked up regularly on me. Snow Leopard has yet to lock up.
  17. Half-price burritos & $1 Shiner drafts, bitches! (@ Planet Burrito (Plano) in Plano) http://bit.ly/1xawcO
  18. Shuttin' 'er down & headin' home, bitches! (@ NMCC in Dallas) http://bit.ly/Hpj6f
  19. @lnorthrup If you'd like to try brizzly (http://brizzly.com), I can send you an invite.
  20. It's 5:30 on the time clock, which means the Co"worker" has clocked out & left. God forbid he actually puts in 40 hours.