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  1. I feel like golf. What the fuck is wrong with me?
  2. – I pity the unfortunate! #1stdraftmovielines
  3. Superkalifragilisticheilhitleridoshious #1stdraftmovielines
  4. No! A family is up to five people. What you have is a goddam litter.
  5. – You call that a knife? Well, crikey mate, so do I. #1stdraftmovielines
  6. Celebrity perfumes should have small parts of them in the bottle. Like tequila, but with skin or a finger instead of a worm.
  7. – No, I'm not happy to see you, but hate turns me on.
  8. What you don't know won't hurt you. Unless it's a sharpshooter.
  9. Radical, I'll teach them "Johnny B. Goode!" #1stdraftmovielines
  10. ALIEN COOOOOOOOOOOONTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACT I THIIIIIINK! #1stdraftmovielines
  11. And if you take the red pill, you'll be aborted by your robot mother. #1stdraftmovielines
  12. – Say hello to my big gun! #1stdraftmovielines
  13. – You're right, the volcano is gonna blow. Better evac everyone. #1stdraftmovielines
  14. – Diane, it is 2:30 PM. I think Leland did it. #1stdraftmovielines
  15. – Full. Metal. Jacket. Thingies. #1stdraftmovielines
  16. –Yippie-bling-blong-ding-dong, motherfucker. #1stdraftmovielines
  17. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by Pepsi that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire sexy stains. #1stdraftmovielines
  18. –May the Θ be with you #1stdraftmovielines
  19. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot due to early onset of dementia #1stdraftmovielines
  20. I can't hear you, scream louder! We're in space, remember? #1stdraftmovielines