monkypickl
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Really, lady in front of me in the security line? You really need 3 trays, plus your rolling bag, plus a 4th tray for your laptop?
about 6 hours ago
from Echofon
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No less than 5 cell phones went off during that funeral.
about 12 hours ago
from Echofon
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Hey B51, I'm B39. Get the eff behind me!
about 17 hours ago
from Echofon
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Up way too early. Please tell me this is a dream. There's really a 5 in the MORNING?!?
about 19 hours ago
from Echofon
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Ready to rock out with Ultimate Fakebook and re-live my youth!
4:31 PM Dec 20th
from Echofon
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Goodman by the Goodman. It's like looking in a mirror in a mirror in a mirror...
1:02 PM Dec 17th
from Echofon
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made bacon-wrapped dates to bring to a party later. for now, they sit on my kitchen counter and taunt me.
3:36 PM Dec 15th
from web
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@ holy balls! phenomenal work, boys.
9:54 AM Dec 14th
from web
in reply to hotzpur
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Who still writes a check at the grocery store? Oh, the kind of woman who buys Cool Whip tubs by the dozen, like the lady in front of me.
3:53 PM Dec 11th
from Echofon
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Ok, audition 1 of 2 in the books. It was me and every person who ever worked for Second City. Flattered?
10:14 AM Dec 10th
from Echofon
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@ should work for this first audition today. It's for a smokeless tobacco product. My condition is more than apropos.
9:20 AM Dec 10th
from Echofon
in reply to tbinkc
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Got a big fat actor-y day today. Just wish I wasn't feeling like hell and all full of snot. Stuffiness sounds good on camera, right?
8:55 AM Dec 10th
from Echofon
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@ we have plenty here in Chicago. Feel free to come get some.
3:36 PM Dec 8th
from web
in reply to KCLoadedDice
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@ You did it! We did it! You're doing it!
7:32 AM Dec 8th
from web
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@ nice review. I marked as "Useful".
7:31 AM Dec 8th
from web
in reply to dantelfer
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Please help my friend @ open for KISS. Follow the link & vote for Dead Girls! Help his dream come true!
8:56 PM Dec 6th
from web
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@ better than bottomless.
5:18 PM Dec 6th
from web
in reply to moniquemadrid
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spent the whole day on my butt with NFL and KU hoops. Twice the wife has gone out and returned with decadent treats. Best day ever!
3:42 PM Dec 6th
from web
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Heading down the Ronald Reagan hwy. Or should I say trickling down.
3:04 PM Dec 5th
from Echofon
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@ yes he does.
9:50 PM Dec 4th
from Echofon
in reply to cszjd
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- Name Corey
- Location Chicago
- Web http://theunionco...
- Bio The Chiefs will be terrible this year because their entire roster is comprised of Chiefs.
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