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  1. Really, lady in front of me in the security line? You really need 3 trays, plus your rolling bag, plus a 4th tray for your laptop?
  2. No less than 5 cell phones went off during that funeral. #peoplearefuckingidiots
  3. Hey B51, I'm B39. Get the eff behind me!
  4. Up way too early. Please tell me this is a dream. There's really a 5 in the MORNING?!?
  5. Ready to rock out with Ultimate Fakebook and re-live my youth!
  6. Goodman by the Goodman. It's like looking in a mirror in a mirror in a mirror... http://twitpic.com/tx5r3
  7. made bacon-wrapped dates to bring to a party later. for now, they sit on my kitchen counter and taunt me.
  8. @hotzpur holy balls! phenomenal work, boys.
  9. Who still writes a check at the grocery store? Oh, the kind of woman who buys Cool Whip tubs by the dozen, like the lady in front of me.
  10. Ok, audition 1 of 2 in the books. It was me and every person who ever worked for Second City. Flattered?
  11. @tbinkc should work for this first audition today. It's for a smokeless tobacco product. My condition is more than apropos.
  12. Got a big fat actor-y day today. Just wish I wasn't feeling like hell and all full of snot. Stuffiness sounds good on camera, right?
  13. @KCLoadedDice we have plenty here in Chicago. Feel free to come get some.
  14. @SceneStealrEric You did it! We did it! You're doing it!
  15. @dantelfer nice review. I marked as "Useful".
  16. Please help my friend @SceneStealrEric open for KISS. Follow the link & vote for Dead Girls! Help his dream come true! http://bit.ly/5RfRcm
  17. @moniquemadrid better than bottomless.
  18. spent the whole day on my butt with NFL and KU hoops. Twice the wife has gone out and returned with decadent treats. Best day ever!
  19. Heading down the Ronald Reagan hwy. Or should I say trickling down.
  20. @cszjd yes he does.