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  1. @batterista hence the "not"? about 7 hours ago from DestroyTwitter in reply to batterista
  2. @atherdiscretion would it surprise you if i said i was? about 8 hours ago from DestroyTwitter in reply to atherdiscretion
  3. brisbanites! Walk against warming tomorrow - 10:00 am King George Square! See you there about 17 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  4. Poor sister has had YET MORE problems with ACU admin. Even after graduation! That uni is a nightmare. They should be refunding her fees! about 18 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  5. @firstdogonmoon hooray! 7:39 PM Dec 10th from web in reply to firstdogonmoon
  6. anyone else having timeout problems getting onto @crikey_news? 6:54 PM Dec 10th from web
  7. @lanipauli you should be doing it regularly, but outside of exceptional circumstances no more than twice a week 6:00 PM Dec 10th from web in reply to lanipauli
  8. "a good man dresses well; a great man dresses to be remembered". Thinking of digging up my hawaiian shirts. 4:09 PM Dec 10th from web
  9. @waltonkate congratulations! good luck! 1:10 PM Dec 10th from DestroyTwitter in reply to waltonkate
  10. Bloke with a plaster cast on the bus. Only inscription is "jesus". Good thing it's his left arm. 2:54 AM Dec 10th from TwitterBerry
  11. I will never tire of earnest conversations with real working-class irishmen. 1:51 AM Dec 10th from TwitterBerry
  12. @madamimadamtar apparently not! Blame c19 travel times! 9:34 PM Dec 9th from TwitterBerry
  13. At the pub celebrating. 9:32 PM Dec 9th from TwitterBerry
  14. @redpr i don't know why anyone would think the word "taste" should be associated with the makers of the world's ugliest-looking pizzas. 5:16 PM Dec 9th from web in reply to redpr
  15. @zomb1etron he probably contemplates it after his nap on top of the enormous pile of royalties heroin 5:15 PM Dec 9th from web in reply to zomb1etron
  16. Sexism watch: when will journalists start referring to male business men in terms of their sexual practices? http://bit.ly/4LDC7r 3:51 PM Dec 9th from web
  17. Oh, and Happy 150th birthday, Queensland! #queenslander 3:18 PM Dec 9th from web
  18. @samanthamaiden or maybe "corporate sugar-daddies". 2:57 PM Dec 9th from web
  19. @samanthamaiden please tell Michael McKenna that we look forward to him describing an all-male business meeting as "corporate pimps". 2:55 PM Dec 9th from web
  20. @sophistifunk that would only encourage him. 3:18 AM Dec 9th from DestroyTwitter in reply to sophistifunk