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  1. In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.
  2. I was the big suck @ skate practice last night. Feeling totally defeated and like this will never get better. Grrrrr.
  3. Getting my ass kicked by the geriatric set (@ Moonlight Rollerway in Glendale) http://bit.ly/1x5Kzn
  4. RT @mpaige: RT @arainert: > RT @RGA: 'Who can afford to live here?' Excellent interactive map showing income/rent data by NYC 'hood h ...
  5. Derby practice! (@ Doll Factory - LA Derby Dolls in LA) http://bit.ly/2njLQL
  6. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: watching, love, yoga - http://w33.us/1ot3
  7. pie for breakfast, beach for lunch. i'm settling into this southern california thing afterall.
  8. I'm at Jar Restaurant (8225 Beverly Blvd., Los Angeles). http://bit.ly/XScsx
  9. happy anniversary to me and @jonathansdavis. 14 years. 4 critters. 4 cities. two coasts and 2349214742 fart jokes.
  10. seriously? kanye and jimmy fallon? words fail.
  11. I just ousted @jasoncalacanis as the mayor of John O'Groats on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/MPMnb
  12. Oof..Jonathan got t-boned on the bike last night (banged up but ok) so it's car shopping for us this morning.
  13. Headed to Glendale for a skating lesson with a few other derby girls in training. I vote I'm the first to fall on my bum.
  14. @theeryc come on over, you're all invited!
  15. @meatstack nope, never in PA.
  16. you know, the dogs can take over the ENTIRE length and width of the bed when they go out and earn enough money to buy one.
  17. in a fit of insanity i woke up early to make sweet potato hash and poached eggs. who am i?
  18. Skating lessons! (@ World On Wheels in LA) http://bit.ly/6u22wv
  19. learned how to play poker @ 5pm last night and then dealt in a tournament. this moring: skating lesson. i am TRYING NEW THINGS.
  20. I want to read: Invisible by Paul Auster - http://bit.ly/4M0jKq