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  1. has just eaten a packet of 'Walkers Baked- Cheese & Onion'. "They were yumhey! They are way better then original Walkers, long live Baked!"
  2. hasn't twittered for 6 months! For anyone who notices or even cares; "Should I start to twitter again???"
  3. informs his Friends that he is not removing you, just de-alerting you. "Shall I de-alert Si, he stinks and he is anti-jam?"
  4. has decided against the lazy way and is going through his Friends list leaving the ones he doesn't want alerts for.
  5. is chuffed that he only had a few twitter Friends, otherwise his phone would've been jammed full of alerts! "Hmmm jam, Jammie Dogers, yumhey!"
  6. is gladly turning twitter Phone Notifications to Direct Messages Only. "It's just far too many alerts for my liking!"
  7. has received a message from Gaz stating that Ross gets wasted on Wine Gums! "Don't challenge me Riley, you'll just lose, loooseer!"
  8. notices Ross is only 'considering' to a challenge. "Don't bother Rossy, one gulp of tonic water for you and it'll be all over!"
  9. thinks that Ross is just trying to style it out. "We all know you get wrecked off tonic water! What time was you wasted by at the Multipack do?"
  10. informs Ross that he is a big puff and should stick to Shandy's. "Those Guinness are just too strong for you fella, you need a wimps drink!"
  11. is currently lookin a little similar to Si aka 'Captain Caveman'. "Si, I'm gonna buy you a Flymo for Christmas to trim that facial hair of yours!"
  12. is waiting for a train to arrive at Lea Hall station. "I'm off to get me mop cut! My hair is looking a bit, I mean a lot on the wild side."
  13. is at a Friends of Woodlands Cemetery Christmas Raffle/Quiz/Auction with the family. "I'm drinking Vodka & Red Bull" big grin "Yumhey!"
  14. hasn't updated twitter for a while, so here's one... UPDATED! It's even in capitals with an explanation mark, how special is that.
  15. asks rossriley when is Gaz / Garth / Grathvader / Gazza / Gayz / Gammz or whatever you wanna call him, going to be on twitter? "Find out, or I'll find you!"
  16. has scoffed down the Christmas Turkey Lunch. "Overall, it was bigger than expected but it lacked taste. Plain and dull, just like Si."
  17. is sitting in a Morrisons Café waiting to be served. "I've ordered a Christmas Turkey Lunch. I'll let you know if it's any good."
  18. has had to rip up two floor boards just to get his Mobile stylus back! "What a kerfuffle."
  19. has just lost his stylus for his Mobile in between two nailed down floor boards. "If it fell anywhere else it would've been fine!"
  20. thinks Zelda is just another great game from the Nintendo camp. "Long live Bomberman, StarFox, F-Zero and Mario!"