monkeyspider
has just eaten a packet of 'Walkers Baked- Cheese & Onion'. "They were yumhey! They are way better then original Walkers, long live Baked!"
| monkeyspider hasn't twittered for 6 months! For anyone who notices or even cares; "Should I start to twitter again???" |
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| monkeyspider informs his Friends that he is not removing you, just de-alerting you. "Shall I de-alert Si, he stinks and he is anti-jam?" |
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| monkeyspider has decided against the lazy way and is going through his Friends list leaving the ones he doesn't want alerts for. |
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| monkeyspider is chuffed that he only had a few twitter Friends, otherwise his phone would've been jammed full of alerts! "Hmmm jam, Jammie Dogers, yumhey!" |
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| monkeyspider is gladly turning twitter Phone Notifications to Direct Messages Only. "It's just far too many alerts for my liking!" |
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| monkeyspider has received a message from Gaz stating that Ross gets wasted on Wine Gums! "Don't challenge me Riley, you'll just lose, loooseer!" |
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| monkeyspider notices Ross is only 'considering' to a challenge. "Don't bother Rossy, one gulp of tonic water for you and it'll be all over!" |
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| monkeyspider thinks that Ross is just trying to style it out. "We all know you get wrecked off tonic water! What time was you wasted by at the Multipack do?" |
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| monkeyspider informs Ross that he is a big puff and should stick to Shandy's. "Those Guinness are just too strong for you fella, you need a wimps drink!" |
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| monkeyspider is currently lookin a little similar to Si aka 'Captain Caveman'. "Si, I'm gonna buy you a Flymo for Christmas to trim that facial hair of yours!" |
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| monkeyspider is waiting for a train to arrive at Lea Hall station. "I'm off to get me mop cut! My hair is looking a bit, I mean a lot on the wild side." |
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| monkeyspider is at a Friends of Woodlands Cemetery Christmas Raffle/Quiz/Auction with the family. "I'm drinking Vodka & Red Bull" big grin "Yumhey!" |
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| monkeyspider hasn't updated twitter for a while, so here's one... UPDATED! It's even in capitals with an explanation mark, how special is that. |
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| monkeyspider asks rossriley when is Gaz / Garth / Grathvader / Gazza / Gayz / Gammz or whatever you wanna call him, going to be on twitter? "Find out, or I'll find you!" |
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| monkeyspider has scoffed down the Christmas Turkey Lunch. "Overall, it was bigger than expected but it lacked taste. Plain and dull, just like Si." |
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| monkeyspider is sitting in a Morrisons Café waiting to be served. "I've ordered a Christmas Turkey Lunch. I'll let you know if it's any good." |
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| monkeyspider has had to rip up two floor boards just to get his Mobile stylus back! "What a kerfuffle." |
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| monkeyspider has just lost his stylus for his Mobile in between two nailed down floor boards. "If it fell anywhere else it would've been fine!" |
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| monkeyspider thinks Zelda is just another great game from the Nintendo camp. "Long live Bomberman, StarFox, F-Zero and Mario!" |
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