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My everything hurts. Today's lessons are: I am not suited to physical labour & the geese that keep flying past are lucky I don't have a gun about 5 hours ago from web
Good morning internet! I want my new wallpaper to be #red 3:27 AM Dec 1st from web
The word for tomorrow is "Stinky" - use it wisely, padawan. 3:10 PM Nov 30th from web
@PerriLewis I can do a flapping bird and an aeroplane, that's about all 2:45 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to PerriLewis
RT @bletchleypark: Help please! Where else can I post this to look for engineers 2help w/ #Turing Bombe Rebuild @ #BPark http://bit.ly/8 ... 12:46 PM Nov 30th from web
@hannahnicklin well don't leave it out then. 12:34 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to hannahnicklin
I am knackered, and I may have lost 1/2 the annual rainfall of the amazon rainforest in sweat. Fish are swimming towards me to breed. 12:02 PM Nov 30th from web
The bed I carried from one room to the other gets carried to the attic.The one I helped carry down to the garage is carried back up again 12:01 PM Nov 30th from web
of course my staff IT account doesn't work-Why should it? #whyIworkfromhome 3:32 PM Nov 29th from web
@WooTube that's ok... perches don't shark, either. 2:56 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to WooTube
@TheGingerDog you're forming your own microclimate... go with it. Take quinine until the fever breaks, or you start sprouting trees. 2:51 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to TheGingerDog
@vonslatt but when life gives you bandsaws, buy bandaids. 2:47 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to vonslatt
@WooTube I confess that I admire the family Corvidae greatly, although I see your point. I'd hardly call Robert Frost ancient, though :) 2:46 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to WooTube
looking at planks. Mmmmm, planks. 2:05 PM Nov 29th from web
@jupitusphillip because it's been a quiet week? 11:25 AM Nov 29th from web in reply to jupitusphillip
RT @bletchleypark: Only an hour to go before BBC1 Antiques Roadshow from Bletchley Park! #bpark 11:12 AM Nov 29th from web
@PerriLewis the answer to that particular question is "very badly" 11:11 AM Nov 29th from web in reply to PerriLewis
@PerriLewis you have mail :) 10:41 AM Nov 29th from web in reply to PerriLewis
I am now a man without a bed.... I really need to order that wood from Kelsalls 8:44 AM Nov 29th from web
Is it still a dinner gong if it gets struck at 2pm? Lunch Xylophone? Elevensies Kazoo? I have decided to invent the Tiramisu Hurdy-Gurdy. 5:58 AM Nov 29th from web