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  1. Today's billionaire trogladyte junkmen story comes from Budapest. And, yes, they're single. http://tinyurl.com/yh7e696
  2. Reefer, sex no longer approved treatments for depression. http://tinyurl.com/ydcxx7r #INAUSTRALIA
  3. "Pet pig puts wind up family as farting prompts gas leak fears." http://tinyurl.com/yjyaqq9 #INAUSTRALIA
  4. What do you get when you combine cheese with jerky? Besides a room that smells like pickled eggs and swamp gas? http://tinyurl.com/ydy63jh
  5. "Rawls allegedly admitted to purchasing the sardines, condoms, lubricants and air freshener used in the incident" http://tinyurl.com/yh6fjx2
  6. RT @BaDD_azz_SheLLa: #whymencheat CAUSE DA NEXT BITCH DOIN EVERYTHING THEY MAIN BITCH DNT DO !
  7. Is your robot monkey emotionally unstable? Suffer from allergies? Priapic? Have we got a deal for you http://is.gd/5aiED (via @archiemcphee)
  8. Iran releases seamen, asks for cigarette, towel. http://tinyurl.com/yfdb2g2
  9. REO Speedwagon: the video game. http://bit.ly/69lwV3 #takeitontherunbaby
  10. The Second Rule of Human Fat Club is you DO NOT talk about Human Fat Club. http://tinyurl.com/yfzufnm #wtf
  11. Why does rural Virginia hate the symbol of our great nation? http://bit.ly/7Bl57e
  12. forgetto: n.; the memo your boss forgot to send out. "That forgetto's been sitting in my outbox ever since Outlook crashed yesterday."
  13. The Great Scrapple Correspondence of 1872. http://tinyurl.com/yaaaavk #scrapple
  14. THANK GOD THEYRE KEEPING SPORTS!
  15. is reading the newspaper by the moonlight. The writing still sucks but there's less of it that I can read so it evens out.
  16. Aldous Huxley, C.S. Lewis, and JFK all died on the same day.
  17. Figis Yuletide Sausage & Cheese Gift Set transports me to a pre-charcuterie '70s America of Horseradish Cheddar, Summer Sausage, flatulence.
  18. How to convert a wall outlet into a USB charger for $10 http://www.instructables.com/id/Outlets-of-the-Future-aka-in-wall-USB-Charger/
  19. Baltimore’s Mayor Is Convicted in Gift Card Case - http://bit.ly/643uOF
  20. The Thermomix TM 31 wants to revolutionize your kitchen, annex the Sudetenland. http://www.vorwerk.com/thermomix/html/