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  1. Medieval cooks sure did love their goosegrease, mace, and "pepyr."
  2. 4-hour beef braise on, watching "If..." with Malcolm's commentary track.
  3. @hillrat WTF is "misdemeanor stalking?" Is there felony stalking, too?
  4. You are now free to crawl around Lady Liberty's skull and give Redhook the finger. http://bit.ly/14QX3D
  5. I miss Shakey's Pizza and their grease-filled cup pepperoni.
  6. Happy Birthday America, you magnificent bastard!
  7. Maryland's greatest contribution to haute cuisine. http://yfrog.com/5uk92j
  8. Crabicide @ Cantler's.
  9. WHEN WILL WE GET TO THE DYNAMITE FACTORY?!?!?!
  10. @jakemarsh If it giggedys, it leads.
  11. @IMGoph Don't forget to scream, "YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER! THE WHOLE FREAKIN SYSTEM'S OUT OF ORDER! FORGET IT, MARGE. IT'S CHINATOWN."
  12. Cool Time Lapse Video of Atlantis Getting Mounted On Its 747 Mothership http://gizmodo.com/5306074 #space #atlantis
  13. All the cool kids on pennyfarthings are drinkin barley water. It's the new purple drank! http://yfrog.com/14h0clj
  14. They laughed when I said CHUD was a documentary. Nobody's laughing now. http://tinyurl.com/nudp7c
  15. That whole "Nazis reverse-engineered fighter planes from crashed flying saucers" thing? Forget what I just said. http://tinyurl.com/n77cq3
  16. @IMGoph You shoulda told the judge that you're biased because you're sick of whitey keeping you down.
  17. DCist comments on Banita Jacks case: 12. Missing dog story comments: 119+.
  18. B.K. Miller's in Clinton, MD. A cathedral of liquor and swine. http://bit.ly/pSo0p http://yfrog.com/14a1mwj
  19. "Time After Time" = the kid-friendliest movie about Jack the Ripper since "The Lodger."
  20. "Are you really scheming/To take my $h!t away from me?" ♫ http://blip.fm/~916eo