monkeyrotica
@akmattos Q: Why are the Republicans biting your tongue? A: They're cannibals.
| I f***ing earned my Slurpee today. |
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| You'd figure Malasian curry would taste like...something. The taste here is so subtle as to be nonexistent. |
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| Kids more entranced by Mary Poppins than Monty Python and Holy Grail. This cannot end well. |
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| If Lindsay and Samantha can't make it work, who can? http://tinyurl.com/6l2bu4 |
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| I hope he didn't survive the freezing process. http://tinyurl.com/64z3qh |
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| A shotglass full of Fiber One and three cups of coffee in the morning will REALLY clean out yr crawlspace. I FEEL FIVE POUNDS LIGHTER! |
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| DEFINITELY cutting it off and flushing it down the toilet. Nothing but trouble since my 13th birthday. |
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| Staring longingly at PX. Like Moses, I cannot enter the Promised Land. I can only drink Shiner and eat chips. |
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| @kellygo Old Fucking Town. The beer goggles are taking the edge off though. |
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| Austin Grill on Kids Eat Free night. I aint doin this goddamned fucking bullshit again. |
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| Drinkin a juicebox with my lunch. Fuck'n A! This some good shit! |
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| @IMGoph I blame the Twitter FAIL whale. Somebody ought kill that sumbitch. Someone with a pegleg and a vendetta. |
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| Scrapple sandwich, oatmeal, coffee @ the Tastee 29 diner. |
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| Cleaning out the fridge to make crab gumbo, listening to Delibes, drinking cheladas, stirring roux. |
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| Mrs Monkey chewed out Tony Bourdain @ PX for hogging Todd Thrasher and slowing down our drinks. LOVE THAT LADY! |
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| @wrekehavoc when i make pizza with fresh wet dough, i put it on parchment paper then on the pizza stone. have yet to burn house down. |
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| @Rocket to Venus. Duck "confit" and cranberry salad has a nice Thaksgiving vibe. And 3 8oz beers for $3! 5 shrieks on the Monkeyrotica ... ... |
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| My primary beef with "new urbanists" is their reluctance to embrace the grand guignol horror of roadside kitsch. |
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| keeps forgetting that "country ham" = "redneck prosciutto." Three more glasses of water, please. |
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