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  1. Today's billionaire trogladyte junkmen story comes from Budapest. And, yes, they're single. http://tinyurl.com/yh7e696 32 minutes ago from web
  2. Reefer, sex no longer approved treatments for depression. http://tinyurl.com/ydcxx7r #INAUSTRALIA about 2 hours ago from web
  3. "Pet pig puts wind up family as farting prompts gas leak fears." http://tinyurl.com/yjyaqq9 #INAUSTRALIA about 4 hours ago from web
  4. What do you get when you combine cheese with jerky? Besides a room that smells like pickled eggs and swamp gas? http://tinyurl.com/ydy63jh about 4 hours ago from web
  5. "Rawls allegedly admitted to purchasing the sardines, condoms, lubricants and air freshener used in the incident" http://tinyurl.com/yh6fjx2 about 20 hours ago from web
  6. RT @BaDD_azz_SheLLa: #whymencheat CAUSE DA NEXT BITCH DOIN EVERYTHING THEY MAIN BITCH DNT DO ! about 20 hours ago from web
  7. Is your robot monkey emotionally unstable? Suffer from allergies? Priapic? Have we got a deal for you http://is.gd/5aiED (via @archiemcphee) about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. Iran releases seamen, asks for cigarette, towel. http://tinyurl.com/yfdb2g2 about 23 hours ago from web
  9. REO Speedwagon: the video game. http://bit.ly/69lwV3 #takeitontherunbaby about 23 hours ago from TimesPeople
  10. The Second Rule of Human Fat Club is you DO NOT talk about Human Fat Club. http://tinyurl.com/yfzufnm #wtf 5:18 AM Dec 2nd from web
  11. Why does rural Virginia hate the symbol of our great nation? http://bit.ly/7Bl57e 5:02 AM Dec 2nd from web
  12. forgetto: n.; the memo your boss forgot to send out. "That forgetto's been sitting in my outbox ever since Outlook crashed yesterday." 4:56 AM Dec 2nd from web
  13. The Great Scrapple Correspondence of 1872. http://tinyurl.com/yaaaavk #scrapple 4:04 AM Dec 2nd from web
  14. THANK GOD THEYRE KEEPING SPORTS! 5:53 PM Dec 1st from txt
  15. is reading the newspaper by the moonlight. The writing still sucks but there's less of it that I can read so it evens out. 5:44 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  16. Aldous Huxley, C.S. Lewis, and JFK all died on the same day. 2:31 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  17. Figis Yuletide Sausage & Cheese Gift Set transports me to a pre-charcuterie '70s America of Horseradish Cheddar, Summer Sausage, flatulence. 2:05 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  18. How to convert a wall outlet into a USB charger for $10 http://www.instructables.com/id/Outlets-of-the-Future-aka-in-wall-USB-Charger/ 12:06 PM Dec 1st from web
  19. Baltimore’s Mayor Is Convicted in Gift Card Case - http://bit.ly/643uOF 12:02 PM Dec 1st from TimesPeople
  20. The Thermomix TM 31 wants to revolutionize your kitchen, annex the Sudetenland. http://www.vorwerk.com/thermomix/html/ 11:54 AM Dec 1st from web