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  1. "Twelve ships against the Schiedgarten fleet and army. Thought he’d catch us by surprise. His father thought twice about paying the ransom.”
  2. She was dancing when I met her, nothing courtly but a little nonsense dance to make the still air move her sun-bleached hair.
  3. Helmine cursed at Wilhelm; she'd found _Af Heilsudrykkr_ in the ghost castle, but he hadn't told her she'd need phantom gloves to handle it.
  4. Due to cutbacks, we had to let the goddess go. Finally Franklin told her, since nobody else wanted to. I hear his new terrarium's very nice.
  5. Caleb found Pearl asleep on her homework. "You know, pillows are more comfortable." "Shh," she murmured. "Not sleeping. Osmosis."
  6. Claudia splayed her fingers and the bullet slowed, fell to the dirt. "It's all just forces on objects. Fire again and I won't just stop it."
  7. YOUR CLEARANCE IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH TO READ THIS TWEET, CITIZEN. REPORT IMMEDIATELY FOR TERMINATION.
  8. Memorial Day came and went, but the ghost never returned like he'd promised. Mother was devastated, and avoided his room for months.
  9. Paint, paint / we said / a psychedelic canvas - / dazzled by concrete sculpture / rigid symbol / for a masterpiece / original
  10. Fanfic for @fadeaccompli: Sien dreamt: iron-soled shoes supported by cloud charges, sending lightning to inscribe histories in cliff faces.
  11. Owen's sclerotic ring revealed the swarm of viruses around the skiddie's apartment. He nodded to the cop, who eased open the gremlin's cage.
  12. We goblins were renowned for squeezing through cracks a quarter our size. Unfortunately, cousin Gzornog was roughly the size of a VW Beetle.
  13. No one suspected that Dumpty was a plant. While all the king's horses and men were busy trying to put him together, the Northerners struck.
  14. Death of Falling While Climbing sank into a deep depression when the piton was invented, but cheered up when free-climbing became a fad.
  15. Yuri added a pinch of her grandmother's ashes to the tea. As she drank, the old woman's ghost appeared in the potsteam, speaking in tongues.
  16. Occasionally, someone from the Old Empire showed up in the telepentagram, unintentional chrononauts with no way to return to their own time.
  17. As she reached atmo, the ship locked down her reactor and launched her lead waste-storage globe, which auto-suicided toward the local star.
  18. "What about due process? Don't I get a trial by jury?" "We don't do that anymore - not since the government started amiguiltyornot.com."
  19. Loreth's sclerotic ring clicked, an aftermarket mod that let people know she was flickring. The coroner looked startled, but didn't protest.
  20. It was decades before they found the Pattern Hamster, in a Shadow that was entirely wood chips, alfalfa, and aluminum wheels.