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#baconpancake yum http://tweetphoto.com/6754726 about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
@Street3 I didn't know tiger had kids. Heh. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Street3
First up. Bloddy Mary, with #bacon http://tweetphoto.com/6753182 about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
@Street3 true, but he's rich. From what I have learned, by watching tv and court cases, if you are rich, rules don't apply. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Street3
Hey @SteveStreza, in the mood for #bacon pancakes?!? Pictures to follow. #baconpancake about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
Re: tiger woods. Can you blame him? about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
RT @PokerVixen: Vegas peeps *please* take the number for Designated Drivers 702-456-7433. You need to be around for #snugcrawl2 about 15 hours ago from API
Check out www.girlsagainst8.com and buy a calendar. The perks? You get 15 hot women to look at each month! /via @girlsagainst8 about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
Flying Chihuahuas: Dogs change coast in big exodus http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_16027/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=ygx91quK about 16 hours ago from web
@Katitude I know.. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Katitude
RT @ThatKevinSmith: Via @RootHunter ".qɯoq ǝɥʇ sı ɥʇıɯs uıʌǝʞ" Oh shit... *flushes joint* about 16 hours ago from API
http://twitpic.com/u3x5d - First ever 4x4 @ In-N-Out Burger /via @taopauly Very nice! about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
Yes! Mario engineered http://is.gd/5t6wO about 18 hours ago from MGTwitterEngine
My dog just burped. I heard it. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
RT @change100: OK, which one of you idiots punked us with a subscription to Parenting Magazine? about 18 hours ago from API
@KhristyCreams six about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to KhristyCreams
@nvrpromise little late on the MJ thing. Heh about 21 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to nvrpromise
Borders Books to lay off more than 1,000 in U.K. on Christmas Eve /via @BreakingNews Merry Christmas! Souless Borders. 10:41 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie
@chimairamark nice! Keep it metal! 10:41 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to chimairamark
RT @MagnusApollo: There's no way a tower this tall could fall straight down. #truth http://i.imgur.com/Ge1hS.jpg (via @SteveStreza) is i ... 10:40 AM Dec 18th from API

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Name Simiαn Impαct Device
Location A Tree in Portland, OR
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Bio iPhone, weeds, chihuahuas, beer, poker, sex, metal. The usual.

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