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  1. Although your sensitivity can occasionally get the best of you... More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 about 22 hours ago from API
  2. Is anyone else suspecting Tiger in BM's death? Just, you know, to get himself off the front page? 3:42 PM Dec 20th from Seesmic
  3. Your 32 year old wife just died and you don't want an autopsy? Really? Can you look MORE guilty??! 3:33 PM Dec 20th from Seesmic
  4. I love Amy Brenneman. http://is.gd/5vaAo 12:16 PM Dec 20th from Seesmic
  5. RIP Brittany Murphy 11:39 AM Dec 20th from Seesmic
  6. You could be relieved when you realize that you don't have to ... More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 2:04 AM Dec 20th from API
  7. You aren't ready to sacrifice your hard-earned security for th... More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 1:55 AM Dec 19th from API
  8. Bought the new Glee CDs only to discover that the DRM prevents me from listening to the at work. Ripoff! #dontbuygleecd 2:45 PM Dec 18th from txt
  9. I'm up to April. Woo-hoo. I should be done by 2011. 12:58 PM Dec 18th from txt
  10. So he sez, "You have to re-create the year & categorize your time." Ok. Wait. Recreate the WHAAAAT? 12:57 PM Dec 18th from txt
  11. Today my boss tells me that his boss ran timesheets & my time = 0. I've been in the dept 2 yrs & I just NOW find out we're using them??!? 12:55 PM Dec 18th from txt
  12. Your encounters with friends and co-workers today can result i... More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 2:18 AM Dec 18th from API
  13. The somber Capricorn Moon can make others seem overly concerne... More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 3:02 PM Dec 17th from API
  14. The somber Capricorn Moon can make others seem overly concerne... More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=4 1:59 AM Dec 17th from API
  15. I heard it drop, turned around, bent down just as she was all WAAHHH & I nearly cupped her in the process. Oh, hai! Can I has lezburger now? 7:44 PM Dec 16th from txt
  16. My final humiliation was tripping the woman behind me b/c a roll of wrapping paper slid through the bars, making it look like I pooped it. 7:39 PM Dec 16th from txt
  17. Yes, that was probably me you saw trying to walk straight and yet still making a zig-zag line. I look drunk. Cart drunk. 7:37 PM Dec 16th from txt
  18. Oh wait. If I make a sharp turn its not so bad. Now I look like a militant shopper. Just called some lady soldier... NO I am NOT marching! 7:34 PM Dec 16th from txt
  19. Walmart Hell: 1 wheel on my basket continues to turn after I'm done w/ the turn. Just ran some lady off the ornament aisle. 7:28 PM Dec 16th from txt
  20. AND a charge for $3.49 labeled "professional services." What the hell is that??? Grand total, WITH the returns & overdraft fee = $1389.65 7:58 AM Dec 16th from txt