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  1. Instead of saving helpless ponies or beached whales, take a drink very expensive and scarce with Red Bull. @mishacollins #minionstimulus
  2. Take drinks to get rid of depression and bitterness 'cause Misha doesn't reply us,mix Sprite w/ lemon,caipirinha,rum+vodka. #minionstimulus
  3. The popos trauma can give someone is down and there is an alien tongue contact with the butt of subjection cited.
  4. Well, balls Brazilian funk happens horny kissing asses of the dancers on stage with big ass and little shorts!
  5. The saying "kiss my ass" can be an art as a hooker? That is the question.
  6. With the physical education teacher my, my! It's easy to warm up, not only with heating.
  7. talk with my platonic love by telepathy.
  8. They say you lose about 1000 hairs per day. But I'm not counting.
  9. @Nyppers @gui_gama @colintimberlake @speedhot @greatfitness @J3WELS @honorman @mizcosta #FF
  10. When you pee the running water stimulates the peeing. But defecate? The fall of the roof would stimulate it? Do not try this at home.
  11. # 5 Eyeglasses strangely disappear.
  12. # 4 The visitors bring chocolates for you in quantity and ask them all.
  13. # 3 hyperactivity, inactivity
  14. # 2 Older children with handsome screaming the name of former boyfriends. Obsessive.
  15. Nursing home: more vulnerable. Why? # 1 Old pedophiles who invade his room. TO BE CONTINUED
  16. @mishacollins I was wondering if for you to follow us,your minions, we would need to shave with the lawn mower or cut our hairs with it.
  17. Chats clinic: when is the time of the pay phone calls and when is the dinner / release / patio / visit / remedies ...
  18. I talk a lot of zucchini = nursing home.
  19. "Podrán cortar todas las flores pero no podrán detener la primavera".PABLO NERUDA
  20. Mamma tells me: put a coat on your bag,an umbrella,I face her in my rayban saying: NAA. 2min later,the rain starts.