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  1. Brittany Murphy dead at 32?! http://tinyurl.com/ylrq8vx
  2. I'm referring to my medical marijuana, of course. For my Glaucoma. Is this Twitter or Facebook? I can't see.
  3. The child. She is napping. Think I can get stoned, eat a bag of Doritos and a pint of ice cream then sober up in about an hour?
  4. Geraldo is coming to Utah to report on disappearance of Susan Powell. Wonder if he will single-handedly find her himself, Geraldo-style?
  5. Glenn Beck on Jay Leno. Suddenly I have a headache in my eye.
  6. Tune into FOX13 or www.fox13now.com at 10 for another BREAKING NEWS update on West Jordan murder investigation and search for Susan Powell.
  7. Police are saying this: 4 people killed, 2 adults and 2 children, they're calling it a homicide investigation.
  8. Getting details I can't release yet. This sounds really awful. Children possibly involved.
  9. @MaxRoth is almost on scene. Stick with us for a live report. We also stream live -->www.fox13now.com
  10. MAJOR BREAKING NEWS IN WEST JORDAN... Possible murder-suicide involving an entire family. Crews headed to scene now. Turn on FOX 13.
  11. Have decided to give Schweddy balls for Christmas. Schweddy balls for everyone! Hope they aren't too salty! http://tinyurl.com/yhgtrex
  12. So glad you're digging it! RT @xinekite: @MonicaBielanko I am psyched to enter for January. Thanks for getting me writing again :)
  13. Another awesome round of THE GREAT EXPERIMENT. Check it out and vote for a blogger to win $165 http://tinyurl.com/yawhy2j or enter for Jan!
  14. No, neighbor, you did not accidentally see me topless in my window this morning. Also, these are not the droids you're looking for.
  15. In which @SergeBielanko takes a walk at the risk of tiny hammer feet near his balls. Poor balls. http://tinyurl.com/yl3p9k3
  16. @SergeBielanko You're my favorite. Wanna make out later?
  17. @SergeBielanko So much better. Got anything else?
  18. @SergeBielanko That's all you got? C'mon. You can do better.
  19. @SergeBielanko Save me.
  20. Just told my dogs "In or out! I'm sick of heating the entire goddamn outside world!" Grandpa would be so proud.