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  1. "i want to take your "beautiful and sublime" and shove it up your ass. -dostoevsky (paraphrased)
  2. and al franken makes 60!
  3. What!? Now billy mayes??
  4. Im on a boat!
  5. Has recruited another miley fan...joey. (joey this is more embarrassing for you than it is for me)
  6. They took down the cta maps and replaced them with a dozen verizon wireless adds... Fml.
  7. , after careful consideration, is not getting in the habbit of twittering lyrics!!! However,*stabbing westward,what do i got to do lyrics*
  8. Life is too short so love the one you got cause you might get run over or you might get shot.
  9. Hates peter!
  10. What is the job at the porn shop called where you clean up the ejaculate mess on the personal porn booths?
  11. Is especially in michigan....still.
  12. is rocking the HUGE frizzy/curly hair look from the 80s. Why yes, i do like hair metal.
  13. Needs someone to vouch for her awkwardness!
  14. Is learning about how the obama campaign was run in her political science class. :/
  15. wishes she had friends that vote. :(
  16. 5am election day. G'ing O the V! Nostalgia
  17. Drag show, yo.
  18. Is at a drag show for charity!
  19. thinks it is never a good sign for a vegetarian when all of the salads have "chicken" or "steak" in the title.
  20. Is remembering how much she l.o.v.e.s how toni morrison.