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@lucysdilemma love me some cheescake factory!
It's pretty sad when you see $4.25 on the marquee at the gas station and think "yeah!"
New blog post: Hello Cleveland! http://monamildew.com/?p=147
the boy requested to take off his big boy undies and put on a pull-up so he could poop. wtf? but i will take that as some sort of progress
parboiling chicken and waiting to find out from HIM what else i fucked up today since that seems to be the daily theme around here.
boy's runnning around in big boy undies. girl's running around spazzing about a tooth that suddenly loosened and hurts.
naked child running amok.
just got my blood sucked out...think i'm gonna go lay down after i make some dinner for the kiddos.
@lucysdilemma seen this bs?http://tinyurl.com/5vorxr
how do you know you may be praising your toddler too much for tiny things he says "yay! you press it" when i turned the iced tea maker on.
1 25 month old + 1 pair of big boy undies + 1 big bag of m&m's + timer set to 30 minutes = fun times at the mildew hut.
olives are gone so he took the dog by the collar and left the kitchen draging the poor dog with him.
eating pasta salad. 2 year-old went to the drawer to get himself a fork so he can steal olives and is doing a happy dance after each one. :)
drove past a 24 hour used car lot today...which brings up the question: how many people need to buy a 1990 toyota tercel hatchback at 3am?
@lucysdilemma to answer your reply from Wednesday...one of the business sites.
so smurfing sick of everything being so smurfing smurfed up that i smurf i could tell everysmurf to just smurf off.
3 hours 15 minutes and my website is still down.
our web host has been saying one of our websites will be back up in a few hours for the last 2 weeks. today it's an hour...we'll see.
@pantsfreesia no one, especially well endowed women, should wear terrycloth tubetops.