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  1. Here's what I learned on my first Christmas with three-year-old. Christmas is all about lying. 10:23 PM Dec 24th from web
  2. @MommyNews you're nice. Merry Christmas..or Merry Whatever! 4:16 PM Dec 24th from web in reply to MommyNews
  3. First time doing the "Santa Charade" for my 3-year-old. Hope I don't eff it up. 3:59 PM Dec 24th from web
  4. Oh, I enjoyed this: The Twelve Days of Christmas -- with Toddlers! RT @momlogic http://su.pr/29RP0I 10:42 AM Dec 24th from web
  5. [PIC] Politically Correct Santa! http://su.pr/1caBxG 7:58 AM Dec 24th from Su.pr
  6. RT @momlogic: 9-year-old Sean Goldman - reunited with his father in Brazil! http://su.pr/2wfZT7 7:51 AM Dec 24th from web
  7. Flying for the first time with my toddler. Everyone keeps suggesting Benydryl ...is that for her or for me?! 8:07 PM Dec 23rd from web
  8. [PIC] Fashion icon meets fashion crazy. Lady Gaga Barbie!http://su.pr/4Pn2r5 11:32 AM Dec 22nd from Su.pr
  9. RT @dspark Pepcom: We’d like to invite you to a party that we don’t want you to attend! http://bit.ly/8lsdKX 10:07 AM Dec 21st from web
  10. The fine art of putrid present opening! Five Ways to Fake it When You Get a Crappy Gift http://su.pr/1lfDAX 8:49 AM Dec 21st from Su.pr
  11. The fine art of putrid present opening! 5 Ways to Fake Delight Over a Crummy Gift http://su.pr/1lfDAX 8:31 PM Dec 20th from Su.pr
  12. The Most Viewed YouTube Video of 2009 Is ... http://su.pr/1iNs0G 1:36 PM Dec 18th from Su.pr
  13. We Got That B-Roll! (If you're in film/tv industry a MUST SEE) I can't stop watching http://su.pr/2OcwFg 10:45 AM Dec 18th from Su.pr
  14. Germaphobes rejoice! This product tell people to keep their filthy hands off your kid http://su.pr/5UwzY6 10:11 PM Dec 17th from Su.pr
  15. Here's a Year End Letter Without the Bulls**t http://su.pr/2ZhdzQ 2:54 PM Dec 17th from Su.pr
  16. [VID] Do you have 'Present Face?' http://su.pr/2R0q6W 2:40 PM Dec 17th from Su.pr
  17. [VID] Do you have 'Present Face?' http://su.pr/2R0q6W 11:54 AM Dec 17th from Su.pr
  18. Why my mommy is the worst photographer. EVER. #christmas http://su.pr/2V82nR 2:55 PM Dec 16th from Su.pr
  19. [PIC] Yikes check out this crazy breastfeeding ad. Ouch!http://su.pr/2E1fb5 2:10 PM Dec 16th from Su.pr
  20. The fine art of putrid present opening! 5 Ways to Fake Delight Over a Crummy Gift http://su.pr/1lfDAX 8:11 AM Dec 16th from Su.pr
  • Name Andrea Levin
  • Location Eagle Rock, California
  • Web http://su.pr/2eZTlM
  • Bio Ambivalent mom and writer who dreams of sleep -- even when she's sleeping.
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