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  1. has officially $45 in iTunes Cift Cards to give away and a ZAGG Invisible Shield card. We will be doing a sort of online competition soon!!
  2. is JUST ABOUT ready to start a XMas giveaway. We have: iTunes and ZAGG InvisibleShield giftcards to GIVE AWAY! Who's interested? FOR FREE!!1
  3. is GOING to FUCKING FIGHT YOU ALL unless we start getting some fucking love on Twitter. These ain't no jokes, bitches. LOVE US! (or else)
  4. http://twitpic.com/hmcro - SexyMom of the Day? Keri Russell. Remember that bitch, Felicity? We don't either, but this is her. woop.
  5. is pumped to realized that not one of our 1,516 followers notices our updates. We're going to start saying some off-the-wall shit soon! woop
  6. Alright Fine. Howabout this. Who would you guys like to see as the next hot bitch become a mom? Maybe Lohan or Cyrus or Avril Lavigne. Who?
  7. wants suggestions for SexyMoms... WTF! Almost 1,500 followers and no one can talk back to us? We're pissed.
  8. http://twitpic.com/efh56 - SexyMom of the Day? Elisabeth Hasselbeck. That bitch from Survivor and The View. Fuck Yes!
  9. http://twitpic.com/dswuy - SexyMom of the Day? Demi Moore. Plus, her sexy ass is on Twitter. Literally.
  10. http://twitpic.com/dg0ir - SexyMom of the Day? Rebecca Romijn. That's all that needs to be said here. duh.
  11. http://twitpic.com/cwbsm - SexyMom of the Day? Kate Beckinsale of course. We will fight you if you don't think she's sexy. No joke.
  12. just keeps snatching up followers. We're up to right about 1,350 now. We should probably post a SexyMom of the Day. Right?
  13. seen a SexyMom today while at J-Bo for lunch at work, but she had that butterface going on. She was a hippy-ugly-faced-mom.
  14. @PurpleCupcake12: Fuck yes we think Heidi Klum is hot as shit. We're pumped you do too. Anyone else have anything to say? No?
  15. is looking for sexy moms. Can we get at least one recommendation from the over 1,000 followers we have? Please?
  16. now officially has over 1,000 followers on Twitter! Fuck Yes! Are we technically famous now? We think YES.
  17. Its bullshit. Her ass smells like cinnamon. http://myloc.me/6MvO
  18. http://twitpic.com/8i6th - SexyMom of the Day? Kate Hudson. Duh. Remember her sexy ass in Almost Famous? We do too.
  19. @trent_reznor: We were in the crowd and seen you at Bonnaroo last weekend, you big pansy, we must admit you kicked ass, but stop crying!
  20. http://twitpic.com/7twzd - SexyMom of the Day? Michelle Pfeiffer! She's older and hot as fuck. Who's hatin'?