mommywantsvodka
@momneeedstherapy. I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PROCURE A CHOCO TACO AND IT'S DRIVING ME MAD. MAAAADD, I TELL YOU!
| mommywantsvodka Sadly, the Ice Cream Man had no Choco Tacos. A Sno Cone is a poor substitute for the greatness that is a Choco Taco. |
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| mommywantsvodka My husband is watching Kung Fu and I'm pretending I'm married to someone--anyone--else. |
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| mommywantsvodka So fucking sick of spotting I could cry. Oh wait, I already am. |
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| mommywantsvodka @fivehusbands. That sounds painful. I'm sorry. But, you know, I'm apparently divine. |
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| mommywantsvodka I have a bruise on my palm. The only explanation? STIGMATA. |
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| mommywantsvodka @fivehusbands. How did I miss the brain melting side effects PRIOR to having kids? I might have rethought it all. |
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| mommywantsvodka My brain is melting. I blame my children. |
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| mommywantsvodka @mamaspohr. I just had someone come to my blog searching for "chubbie lovers over 40." (shudder, shudder) |
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| mommywantsvodka is hungry. But for what? THAT, my friends, is the question. |
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| mommywantsvodka How, oh HOW am I going to live without glorious Diet Coke? |
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| mommywantsvodka @Angela Stockman. Dude! I miss you! You okay? |
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| mommywantsvodka Insurance companies make me stabby. |
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| mommywantsvodka is so nervous that she may combust. |
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| mommywantsvodka is so bored she's watching Beauty Pageant Nightmares. While stewing in self-loathing. |
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| mommywantsvodka I just made my baby laugh so hard that he made milk shoot out of his nose. I am strangely satisfied with myself. |
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| mommywantsvodka @MsPrufrock. Sadly, the New and Improved Mr. Haim. I feel dirty. |
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| mommywantsvodka Had a dream that I had The Sex with Corey Haim last night. I don't know how I feel about that. |
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| mommywantsvodka @Formr_Supr_Modl. Yeah. 24 hours MAX. |
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| mommywantsvodka My ickle son is obsessing over a book I wish I'd never bought. |
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