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- Am seething with jealousy over those of you with Hardees access. My ass, though, may be rejoicing.about 5 hours ago from TwitterFon
- Wait...there's still Sizzlers out there? Next you're going to tell me that Hardees has not bit the bag yet.about 6 hours ago from TwitterFon
- You may need insulin, I warn you: http://twitpic.com/a9qahabout 8 hours ago from TwitterFon
- Hey @badassgeek you shut your whore mouth.about 9 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to badassgeek
- @Neilochka You're kind of my personal hero. Just so you know.about 9 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to Neilochka
- Oooh! Light and airy, like my head.about 10 hours ago from TwitterFon
- @eCelebrating Aww! Thank you for the shout out! I cannot wait to meet you.about 10 hours ago from web in reply to eCelebrating
- Just learned that the baby is terrified of the spot cleaner thingy. Hooray! More reasons NOT to clean!about 11 hours ago from web
- Part 4: Critical to discharge in under 36 hours. Also, you kind of get to see my boob. http://www.mommywantsvodka....about 12 hours ago from web
- I'm as shocked as you no doubt will be to learn that a night full of panic attacks does NOT make me feel very rested!about 19 hours ago from web
- And no, I don't have a Daddy Complex.6:39 PM Jul 12th from TwitterFon
- I know it's dirty because he's 20 years my senior, but I want to make desperate love to Hugh Laurie.6:38 PM Jul 12th from TwitterFon
- My foot hurts. I'd like to be all deep and meaningful and pretend that it's my inner pain coming out, but I think it's just a storm coming.3:57 PM Jul 12th from web
- Part III: The NICU: http://www.mommywantsvodka....2:24 PM Jul 12th from web
- Really, really hard to write this down. My heart hurts.7:53 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
- Without a doubt, I can tell you these are the happiest days of my life http://twitpic.com/a1gng1:51 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
- Part II. I am actually talking about feelings and shit: http://www.mommywantsvodka....1:30 PM Jul 11th from web
- Boringist shit on the 'net: http://www.mommywantsvodka....1:25 PM Jul 11th from web
- Going out to lunch with The Daver (@dwink) without the kids. Afraid we'll be those old people with nothing to say. Because he's boring.9:27 AM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
- How is it that I've not heard the phrase "jam out with your clam out" in 28 years on the planet?9:20 PM Jul 10th from web
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