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@ I'm thinking that the penis is mostly just for show. Not macabre, or anything, just for writing one's name in the snow.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to AureliaCotta
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Okay, a monkey butler, a detachable penis and a sombrero.
about 6 hours ago
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Okay, a monkey butler AND a detachable penis.
about 6 hours ago
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I am telling you that if I had a monkey butler, my life would be complete.
about 6 hours ago
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@ Dude. Good call on that. Reviews seem entirely mixed on the train tables. Which make me very confused now.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to pphone
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@ You should start a therapy fund for your future crotch parasites NOW then.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to JessicaMargot
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@ Are you saying that I need to hump a blues singer? Would it be like osmosis?
about 6 hours ago
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@ I'd need to somehow find a female blues singer's soul to eat. And those are sort of in short supply.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to chrishokeblog
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@ Great point. I really don't want the angst. I tried angst "my coffee is black, like my soul." I sucked at it.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to lizinvirginia
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@ Amy Winehouse is an amazing R & B singer. I'm totally rooting for a comeback for her. Also, her boob job is luscious.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to Reace84
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I mean, I could fuck a blues singer, but somehow that wouldn't make me able to belt out a sweet ass riff like her.
about 7 hours ago
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Amy Winehouse's "Rehab" just never stops sounding amazing. Shit, I wish I was a fucking blues singer.
about 7 hours ago
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@ THEY MAKE COSTCO BOTTLES OF VODKA? That's full of the AWESOME.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to mssundastood
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@ Shit, I PET my bottles of vodka as I croon softly to them. Er, I mean, THINK OF THE CHILDREN, YOU WHORE.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to alittlepregnant
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I admit that I'm kind of enamored by the adorableness of the small Effen vodka bottles.
about 8 hours ago
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@ @ That's kind of what I was thinking about doing. Since my downstairs is kid-chic anyway, it'll be dual action!
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to alittlepregnant
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Are train tables a scary GOOD idea or a scary BAD idea?
about 11 hours ago
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Kind of thinking that Alex has been possessed by The Devil today. *rolls up sleeves* Time for an Exorcism, Twitter.
about 15 hours ago
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So this is what it's come to: protein shakes instead of meals. Apparently, I am a geriatric.
4:25 PM Nov 13th
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@ Oh yes, frosting is a food group. Like salsa, ketchup, and queso. GOOD CALL.
11:01 AM Nov 13th
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in reply to lordwilliam
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- Name Aunt Becky
- Location A Van, Down By The River
- Web http://mommywants...
- Bio On A Scale Of 1 To 10 I Am Super Great.
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