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  1. @Cecilyk They gross me out and of course my 3yo & 5yo boys think the are the most brilliant thing since string cheese
  2. The reason some of us didn't become drug addict in school was bc we were to socially inept to score drugs or figure out how to talk to them
  3. Yeah...fascinating..Hairy hot dogs..my kids think these are cool http://bit.ly/MHWl6
  4. I find myself explaining Manhattan Distance & Taxi cab geometry to my 5 year old...WTH? I need some coffee & a pastry
  5. @jasmined :) I think I'm gonna go for the creepy Mel Gibson Mustache & Chin patch http://tinyurl.com/d7v3wr
  6. Whether you are pasting on a Pencil Thin, waxing out your best Handle Bar or given it a Captain Morgan Wear a Mustache next Monday
  7. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT --- this coming monday will be the first MUSTACHE MONDAY! adjust your avatar, old school style. who's with me?
  8. RT @theberrygirl if you care about oldschool twitter and all the OG tweeters, spread the word! Mustache Monday! be there or be square!
  9. ---> 8,000
  10. @ilinap They are leaving YOU lewd comments? UGH Sorry to hear that.
  11. @tbeckett Hey Man, We all love you too.
  12. @MWJ1231 Good Morning!
  13. Driving DH to the airport I felt like Charron I now know what he spent those gold drachmas on..Coffee ferrying peoples ass' to hell 4am pfft
  14. I wish I had a week off. No, Sir not for me. No vacations, no holidays no breaks or time off for good behavior Happy Mommy all the damn time
  15. Oh fine, I'll shut up and go to bed. Good night tweet you in the morning. Sweet Dreams you everyone!
  16. @Spinelli666 LOL!!! Where the spiritual pure politicians cleanse their erotic demons
  17. How nasty..$96,000 on the night stand..that's a damn big nasty ole tip for service WHEW Hope her husband got a boat or "hunting" lodge
  18. Sen Ensign whether she worked for you or you met her in the men's room you (ur parents)paid for it. $96,000.says something about you & them
  19. I've left the room twice & come back & nothing has changed You can rewrite history but it changes NOTHING Pat your lies are NOTHING
  20. Would someone pleaz get Pat Buchanan's head out of Rush Limbaugh's ass please The lowest & dirties of poo/crack smoking is better than that