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  1. Waylaid http://bit.ly/2MafO5
  2. @GeorgeGSmithJr LOOK! SOMETHING SHINY!!!
  3. @MommyCosm Mebbe he has high hopes? I mean, think about politicians these days...they're not exactly stayin home nights!
  4. @MomMostTraveled True - calling your biz 'Peckerman Legal Svcs' pretty much tells your clients you're going to be a di--
  5. Dear people of the world: If your last name is 'Peckerman' you may seriously want to reconsider naming your business after yourself. Tis all
  6. In other "new house" news, my Mom almost ran over the neighbor's dog and I nearly had to call 911 for my brothers...twice. In the 1st 24 hrs
  7. @WeaselMomma True...none of us look like deer...but some look a little like bear...
  8. Woke to gunshots in the new neighborhood this morning. Where we are now they weren't "gangsta" shots, more like "sighting the rifle shots".
  9. @rockdrool Oh crap. (I did hear on some show you should put it in a sealed container w/rice to absorb moisture overnight)
  10. @Messponential Thanks - I know it'll all work out, but MAN!
  11. @melisalw You are awesome. Seriously...thank you!
  12. Man, I'm a good drawer. http://bit.ly/Wbz0r (You should see me with crayons!)
  13. Blog? What blog? http://bit.ly/Wbz0r
  14. Thousands of Starlings swarm Milwaukee http://bit.ly/1yHffp (The building I work in is in the background)
  15. Book review http://bit.ly/2DaQMx
  16. Is this bubble wrap really perforated, or are there hidden cameras in my house and a buncha people laughing at me on reality TV? #movingsux
  17. @dashoff How 'bout a bird as mascot? ;-)
  18. Doin' shots of Day Quil. {CHEERS!}
  19. @dashoff I think we should have legislation that mandates that in schools.
  20. @SarcasticMomLC But of course. Why in the WORLD would you think they'd have THREES?!?