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  1. @temptingmama: you can just have mine for the conference. How are you at retail sales?about 4 hours ago from mobile web
  2. I remember when I had a passport to travel to London for lunch, not to show as ID since my kids hid my wallet.about 5 hours ago from mobile web
  3. You think ponying up a couple of Popsicles would buy me two minutes peace. Not so much.about 5 hours ago from mobile web
  4. I have given birth to myself. Twice. #noyoucanthavepopsiclesforlunchabout 5 hours ago from web
  5. @rockinmama: Na. You know what you are looking for now.about 6 hours ago from web
  6. @jodifur: and is it a wonderful house?about 8 hours ago from mobile web
  7. I don't mind if my humor is lost on my screen guy. I just need him to shoot the screens already.about 9 hours ago from web
  8. @earth_mommy: wait. we are supposed to wait until naptime?about 9 hours ago from web
  9. @earth_mommy: Lolabout 9 hours ago from web
  10. RT @LindsayLebresco: @melissaparlaman is in labor! WAHOOOOO!!!! Best wishes for a speedy delivery!about 9 hours ago from web
  11. Room for one last Twitter tee. One liner. GO!!!about 9 hours ago from web
  12. @damnhusband: I know you are checking twitter to see if you are in trouble. That's so 2008.about 10 hours ago from mobile web
  13. Twitter: Providing a window to the soul of your spouse since 2006about 10 hours ago from mobile web
  14. Twitter:about 10 hours ago from mobile web
  15. Can't wait for the end of Vile Curdled Milk in Abandoned Sippy Cup season.about 20 hours ago from mobile web
  16. @neilochka: nothing frightens @mubloggerabout 21 hours ago from mobile web
  17. Which one of you told me to watch "16 and Pregnant?" they are putting together a crib with a damn butter knife #Americasfutureabout 22 hours ago from mobile web
  18. "damnhusband missed the train. Drinking his beer to punish him.2:02 PM Jul 16th from mobile web
  19. Somebody is going to the ER tonight. #fortheloveofGodstoptheroughhousing1:46 PM Jul 16th from mobile web
  20. @thewino: oh you did not go there.1:21 PM Jul 16th from mobile web
  • Name Kristen
  • Location Domestic Hell
  • Web http://www.mommyn...
  • Bio Hiding in the bathroom from my 4, 2 and 8 week old boys. Hey! Those Mommy Needs a Cocktail tees are inspired.
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