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  1. Ah, the ever elusive protestant work ethic. about 7 hours ago from web
  2. And @theboyterror is about to figure out this whole Santa thing. Have decided to forward all questions to @damnhusband for the rest of Dec. 4:47 PM Dec 10th from web
  3. Obama to GOP: 'Stop trying to frighten the American people' (right before he left for the "World's Going to Be Under Water in 10 yrs" Conf) 4:46 PM Dec 10th from web
  4. Twitter tees and a Facebook tee. Finally. http://babybrewing.com/blogging-tees/ 6:15 PM Dec 9th from web
  5. some people were never, ever, under any circumstances, meant to code. (blinks) 8:06 AM Dec 9th from web
  6. @dlemen: are you finished with school??? 4:44 PM Dec 8th from mobile web
  7. If you are going to have a baby boy who looks like Cindy Lou Who, what better time than Christmas? 7:07 PM Dec 6th from web
  8. Baby Brewing's Sale Will Knock Your Socks Off - http://eepurl.com/fDmk 1:38 PM Dec 6th from MailChimp
  9. Baby Brewing's Sale Will Knock Your Socks Off - Maternity tees are just $14!! http://eepurl.com/fDmk 1:38 PM Dec 6th from MailChimp
  10. @csrollyson: does that mean I should be shampooing the hypothetical cat too? 7:01 AM Dec 5th from web
  11. @damnhusband has that useless look about him today. Like he would shampoo the cat today if we actually had one. Maybe he'll clean the garage 5:47 AM Dec 5th from web
  12. Him: Mom. Me: Nate. Him: Mom. Me: Nate. Him: Mom. Me: Nate. Him: Mom. Me: Nate (only limit is the amount of characters Twitter allows) 5:46 AM Dec 5th from web
  13. @FrugalWahms does that work for 9 month old babies too? 7:49 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to FrugalWahms
  14. @helenjane pretty soon you won't need it anymore. 7:48 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to helenjane
  15. I don't miss the whiners from my old job but I sure do miss the automatic deposit every other Friday. Or, more generally, getting paid. 10:02 AM Dec 4th from mobile web
  16. $15 automatically off all orders of $50 or more at www.babybrewing.com until 12/10. Shouldn't Santa know that all Mommy needs is a cocktail? 7:56 AM Dec 4th from web
  17. trouble with an iPhone or Blackberry is that everyone knows you got the email and you are just blowing it off. 4:40 AM Dec 4th from web
  18. Can it get any worse? (oh yeah, I went there). 3:22 PM Dec 3rd from web
  19. so sad I couldn't find a babysitter for Bizarre Bazaar in Richmond this year. Missing my peeps. 3:11 PM Dec 3rd from web
  20. we'll just wait another day to get milk. The kids will be fine. 2:56 PM Dec 3rd from web
  • Name Kristen
  • Location Domestic Hell
  • Web http://www.babybr...
  • Bio Hiding in the bathroom from my 4, 2 and 8 week old boys. Hey! Those Mommy Needs a Cocktail tees are inspired.
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