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Gawd, I hate those corny-ass Kay jewelers commercials - they suck HARD. about 13 hours ago from web
I have an acute obsession with Town House Flip Side Pretzel/Crackers (be forewarned: they're addictive) about 13 hours ago from web
@dooce how come there's no new updates in the daily style section on dooce? about 19 hours ago from web
I <3 my blog: http://mommaruthsays.blogspot.com/ #shamelessplug about 19 hours ago from web
@megnut is there really a non-stupid name for a breastfeeding pillow? about 19 hours ago from web in reply to megnut
I have 32 minutes to get 2,040,298 things done - maybe running around the office naked earlier wasn't such a good idea #fail about 19 hours ago from web
@cosmicgirlie I like the way you think ;) but I guess you already knew that since I'm bound to be at least your #4 stalker! about 19 hours ago from web in reply to cosmicgirlie
I have the office to myself for a minute! Quick! I should tweet! Or blog! Or run around naked! Or SOMETHING! about 20 hours ago from web
I hate rude people (on the phone). Why, oh why, must you be so rude to someone whom you don't know and can't see? WHY?!?! about 21 hours ago from web
oh you, Michael Buble. I could just pinch your little cheeks! about 21 hours ago from web
@churchpunkmom I don't even have a regular recipe (I'm worthless - I know) where can I find a good one? about 21 hours ago from web in reply to churchpunkmom
@Thiefree you need to un-click your allow indexing button! about 21 hours ago from web in reply to Thiefree
@churchpunkmom @Czetno I need a cut-out compatiable one :( thanks though. about 21 hours ago from web in reply to churchpunkmom
help! I need a super fast-super easy sugar cookie dough recipe (preferably one that doesn't need to chill overnight) PLEASE! 7:29 AM Dec 15th from web
http://twitpic.com/tm2ws - She'd excited about seeing her Mamaw this morning! 5:29 AM Dec 15th from TwitPic
sometimes my heart is bigger than my brain (and for that, I can't complain) 7:02 PM Dec 14th from web
@Writepop in barbed wire and salt? that'd be my guess. 12:15 PM Dec 14th from web
@Crookedeyebrow that's just how the cookie crumbles somedays - can't let it bring you down! 12:12 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to Crookedeyebrow
@Maternal_Mirth it was our 1st time shampooing our carpet (we've only lived there 6 mos) but now we're hooked! we want to do it every month! 12:12 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to Maternal_Mirth
why is it when I type in Yahoo, Bing pops up? why doesn't Yahoo just go straight to Yahoo? 12:11 PM Dec 14th from web

Name Mary R. Cantrell
Location SW Virginia
Web http://mommaruths...
Bio I've got my Associate in Awesome, my Bachelor's in Bullshit, and my Masters in Motherhood.