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  1. I say "potato" / spouse says "polyamory" / I say tom... wait, what? 10:02 AM Nov 18th from Brizzly
  2. Mom said "Cook with love" / and I do. Dinner tonight / though, Resentment Stew 11:03 AM Nov 16th from Brizzly
  3. Your dad and I met / on a BBS. (I'll wait / while you Google that) 11:33 AM Nov 12th from Brizzly
  4. Writing novel based/ on our life. Working title: / "Banana Wasters" 9:03 AM Nov 4th from Brizzly
  5. Choosy moms martyr / themselves with peanut butter / that has to be stirred 7:23 AM Oct 28th from Brizzly
  6. Drinking wine in my / jammies. Because sometimes life / gives you Chardonnay 6:23 PM Oct 20th from Brizzly
  7. Now officially / domestic. Finished whole can / of baking powder 11:20 AM Oct 19th from web
  8. You might call it poor / housekeeping. I like to say / I'm keeping it real 9:28 AM Oct 14th from Brizzly
  9. Who gives goodie bags / filled with candy to toddlers? / Yeah, that would be me 9:48 AM Oct 11th from web
  10. Fish with human eyes / Car with a tongue. Pixar makes / Surrealism fun 10:29 AM Oct 2nd from Brizzly
  11. My brisket brings all / the goys to the yard. Damn right / it's better than yours 4:27 PM Sep 28th from web
  12. Don't know where to turn / Obvious my child is / a Play-Doh huffer 9:10 AM Sep 24th from web
  13. Music lessons for / daughter. Sticking to masters / Today: Van Halen 9:47 AM Sep 22nd from web
  14. Sick son needs chicken / soup. Using mom's recipe / 555-DELI 10:24 AM Sep 18th from web
  15. FYI "I baked / these with the kids" is code for / "WARNING: DO NOT EAT" 10:44 AM Sep 11th from web
  16. Daughter snubbed. Not the / flowergirl. Packing lead pipe / for ceremony 11:00 AM Sep 4th from web
  17. Wandering Target / For school supply holy grail: / pre-sharpened pencils 11:43 AM Aug 27th from web
  18. Drop son off for first / day of high school or dunk him / in a shark tank? Hmm... 10:35 AM Aug 25th from web
  19. It's not summer 'til / someone loses a toenail / (Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow) 10:41 AM Aug 24th from web
  20. Son watching "Star Wars" / for first time. Sniff. My little / womp rat's all grown up 12:21 PM Aug 20th from web