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Writing novel based/ on our life. Working title: / "Banana Wasters"9:03 AM Nov 4thfrom Brizzly
Choosy moms martyr / themselves with peanut butter / that has to be stirred7:23 AM Oct 28thfrom Brizzly
Drinking wine in my / jammies. Because sometimes life / gives you Chardonnay6:23 PM Oct 20thfrom Brizzly
Now officially / domestic. Finished whole can / of baking powder11:20 AM Oct 19thfrom web
You might call it poor / housekeeping. I like to say / I'm keeping it real9:28 AM Oct 14thfrom Brizzly
Who gives goodie bags / filled with candy to toddlers? / Yeah, that would be me9:48 AM Oct 11thfrom web
Fish with human eyes / Car with a tongue. Pixar makes / Surrealism fun10:29 AM Oct 2ndfrom Brizzly
My brisket brings all / the goys to the yard. Damn right / it's better than yours4:27 PM Sep 28thfrom web
Don't know where to turn / Obvious my child is / a Play-Doh huffer9:10 AM Sep 24thfrom web
Music lessons for / daughter. Sticking to masters / Today: Van Halen9:47 AM Sep 22ndfrom web
Sick son needs chicken / soup. Using mom's recipe / 555-DELI10:24 AM Sep 18thfrom web
FYI "I baked / these with the kids" is code for / "WARNING: DO NOT EAT"10:44 AM Sep 11thfrom web
Daughter snubbed. Not the / flowergirl. Packing lead pipe / for ceremony11:00 AM Sep 4thfrom web
Wandering Target / For school supply holy grail: / pre-sharpened pencils11:43 AM Aug 27thfrom web
Drop son off for first / day of high school or dunk him / in a shark tank? Hmm...10:35 AM Aug 25thfrom web
It's not summer 'til / someone loses a toenail / (Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow)10:41 AM Aug 24thfrom web
Son watching "Star Wars" / for first time. Sniff. My little / womp rat's all grown up12:21 PM Aug 20thfrom web
Kids with grandparents / means rare marital event: / "Two Nights In A Row"10:45 AM Aug 13thfrom web
This museum has / exhibit on farts. Son in / exquisite rapture1:18 PM Aug 11thfrom web
Vacation will be/ ending in divorce. But at / least the kids had fun!8:55 AM Aug 4thfrom web
