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  1. Am I a bad mom if I do not want to go bowling and then swimming with 40 third graders? I'm thinking mimosa in my travel mug.
  2. @gailkonopbaker Scurry like a squirrel on the ups, lean back like an ostrich on the downs.
  3. @GeekMommy I'm so, so, so sorry. Yes - get offline. Take care of yourself - treat yourself as tenderly as if you'd just had major surgery.
  4. 87 years is a long time to live with so much hate.
  5. @kfedup A timely fist bump, since I have a deadline today. THANKS!
  6. @thiswomanswork Sending massive caffeine supplies, stat!
  7. Been stalking @LOD for years, first via blog & now here. Laid Off Dad is smart & funny & interesting. #followfriday
  8. I can't write. I'm too busy walking the dog, helping with homework, packing boxes, & cooking dinner. My excuses are endless.
  9. @MeaganFrancis This the part where you make special soda for mommy to bring with her.
  10. @geekmommy is wicked smart and inspires me to get back in the game. #followfriday
  11. @GeekMommy years of working at Microsoft taught me to enjoy being underestimated. They never saw it coming ...
  12. Woot to @meaganfrancis for telling me why to follow folks instead of just listing them.
  13. @MeaganFrancis That's me tomorrow. Clowns! Balloons! Bouncy houses! Shoot me now!!!
  14. Wish the jeans makers would realize even 9-yr-old boys struggle with snaps & buttons. Give us stretchy waistbands!
  15. @stirrupqueen Google's working fine for me!
  16. Standing in bookstore, realizing all these people will be dead someday & replaced with others as yet unborn. Feeling strangely liberated.
  17. @thewritermama Thanks for the #fridayfollow recommendation ... !!!
  18. Pokemon Party OVER, kitchen CLEAN, sun still SHINING. Time to plaaaaaaay!!!
  19. Utterly lacking in sparkling witticisms. Exhaustion does that to a person.
  20. Unfollowing people who use > 20% of their Tweets for viral marketing. I don't really care what sink cleaner you've been paid to "love."