Moltz
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OK. I've been eating nothing but bacon, chicken gizzards and donuts all week. I think I'm ready for tomorrow. Uh.. I think my heart stopped.
about 4 hours ago
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While actually short for "facsimile", FAX should always be capitalized to show RESPEK.
about 22 hours ago
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@ @ You guys should *totally* move in across the street from the Grubers and the Moltzes.
about 24 hours ago
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in reply to EffingBoring
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@ Oh, great, I have to follow *that* guy?
12:24 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to jsnell
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@ Aaaand dumping 3 year old articles into my RSS reader. It's nice to know @ was right the iPhone might be a success, though.
12:02 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to jsnell
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Lazy Twitter: who was the App Store critic who suggested Apple review 1.0 apps and then default to accepted for updates?
11:31 AM Nov 24th
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@ STOP LOOKING IN MY WINDOW.
7:05 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to Tony_D
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@ I have never once kissed that dog. The correct term is "Poodlekisserkisser".
11:32 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to GlennF
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@ @ Whew, this is going to be one long, silent Macworld panel full of angry glares.
11:21 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to dmoren
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@ How about "Squeaky Vagina"? See, reasonable people can agree.
11:09 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to Mike_FTW
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@ Paul "Squeaky" Kafasis. And, thus, a new nickname is born.
11:01 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to gruber
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@ You just have to BELIEVE.
10:41 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to elitistczar
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@ The EDVO Store called. They're all out of Ed Vo.
10:40 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to brookr
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Yeah, OK, I know that tweet had two typos in it, but this Twitter Pro account comes with a quota, man. I gotta bang 'em out.
10:25 AM Nov 23rd
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Usage: "Sometimes when I don't get my Visual Voicemail, I gets the Samizdat Fatigue... REAL HARD."
10:01 AM Nov 23rd
from Tweetie
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Samizdat Fatigue: (noun) The state of being so tired of missing out on new apps and OS features that you're thinking of get an EDVO card.
9:52 AM Nov 23rd
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@ Yes! It goes like this: BAAAA-DUP-DUP-BA-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH SKEEDILY-BOP-DOOP-DADDITY-WOP! Can you use that?
9:15 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to Coudal
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@ Sure, there was that one line, but I think we all really learned something when the little boy watched his father get gunned down.
8:46 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to mathowie
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Karen went out last night and I fed Hank hot dogs, French fries and soda. Then he slept for 11 hours. You can't argue with success, honey.
7:06 AM Nov 23rd
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@ We should throw a big dodgeball game and pick Joe first. And then pummmel him mercilessly with dodgeballs.
7:01 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to tonigo
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- Name John Moltz
- Location Tacoma, WA USA
- Web http://www.moltz....
- Bio I'm told I'm somewhat disappointing in person.
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