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  1. OK. I've been eating nothing but bacon, chicken gizzards and donuts all week. I think I'm ready for tomorrow. Uh.. I think my heart stopped. about 4 hours ago from web
  2. While actually short for "facsimile", FAX should always be capitalized to show RESPEK. about 22 hours ago from web
  3. @EffingBoring @phylhrmnix You guys should *totally* move in across the street from the Grubers and the Moltzes. about 24 hours ago from web in reply to EffingBoring
  4. @jsnell Oh, great, I have to follow *that* guy? 12:24 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to jsnell
  5. @jsnell Aaaand dumping 3 year old articles into my RSS reader. It's nice to know @danfrakes was right the iPhone might be a success, though. 12:02 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to jsnell
  6. Lazy Twitter: who was the App Store critic who suggested Apple review 1.0 apps and then default to accepted for updates? 11:31 AM Nov 24th from web
  7. @Tony_D STOP LOOKING IN MY WINDOW. 7:05 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to Tony_D
  8. @GlennF I have never once kissed that dog. The correct term is "Poodlekisserkisser". 11:32 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to GlennF
  9. @dmoren @PBones Whew, this is going to be one long, silent Macworld panel full of angry glares. 11:21 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to dmoren
  10. @Mike_FTW How about "Squeaky Vagina"? See, reasonable people can agree. 11:09 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to Mike_FTW
  11. @gruber Paul "Squeaky" Kafasis. And, thus, a new nickname is born. 11:01 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to gruber
  12. @elitistczar You just have to BELIEVE. 10:41 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to elitistczar
  13. @brookr The EDVO Store called. They're all out of Ed Vo. 10:40 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to brookr
  14. Yeah, OK, I know that tweet had two typos in it, but this Twitter Pro account comes with a quota, man. I gotta bang 'em out. 10:25 AM Nov 23rd from web
  15. Usage: "Sometimes when I don't get my Visual Voicemail, I gets the Samizdat Fatigue... REAL HARD." 10:01 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  16. Samizdat Fatigue: (noun) The state of being so tired of missing out on new apps and OS features that you're thinking of get an EDVO card. 9:52 AM Nov 23rd from web
  17. @Coudal Yes! It goes like this: BAAAA-DUP-DUP-BA-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH SKEEDILY-BOP-DOOP-DADDITY-WOP! Can you use that? 9:15 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to Coudal
  18. @mathowie Sure, there was that one line, but I think we all really learned something when the little boy watched his father get gunned down. 8:46 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to mathowie
  19. Karen went out last night and I fed Hank hot dogs, French fries and soda. Then he slept for 11 hours. You can't argue with success, honey. 7:06 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  20. @tonigo We should throw a big dodgeball game and pick Joe first. And then pummmel him mercilessly with dodgeballs. 7:01 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to tonigo