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  1. @jessieshmessie That's a typo. He meant "disturbing".
  2. Grant's level of interest in the chew toys available to him lead us to one undeniable conclusion: the poodle's natural enemy is the octopus.
  3. @AmyJane Boy his age? I'd say it's exactly the right week.
  4. I hear she's resigning to spend more time with Hillary voters.
  5. @kdbdallas I'm wearing eight right now!
  6. BREAKING: PALIN RESIGNING. ADMITS SHE'S ADDICTED TO PROM CORSAGES. http://tinyurl.com/kutxmp
  7. @negrino And full of cars! a sea of beautiful, shining cars from Canada to Oregon!
  8. Sitting in Seattle traffic really wanting to throat-punch Tim Eyman.
  9. For @jimray http://tr.im/qHfQ
  10. Is there some kind of underground, no-holds-barred Thai tantrum-throwing circuit? Because my boy is ready.
  11. @Mike_FTW But you're so much better at it than we are. Do you offer any kind of a seminar?
  12. These next few days of taking care of the boy are going to be like retirement! Not knowing what day it is and praying for a quick death.
  13. I could never make a coffee joke this late. It'd keep me up all night. ... Ah, fuck.
  14. @ShawnKing Like Paul Shaffer, I invite that ass kicking. (Partly because I know she won't be mobile for 2-3 weeks.)
  15. All done. On her way to recovery room. No surprises. Looks like all that energy got through. Thanks, everyone.
  16. @viskar Thanks. When she wakes up I'm going to tell her there's a guy on Twitter in Norway who sends his best. Really.
  17. @videoalex Oh, man. I'm sorry I mentioned anything. My best to your loved ones during these troubled times.
  18. Doctor just came out - one down, one to go, all good. Phew. Now I can go pee.
  19. Nurse came out and told the guy next to me his wife did great. I resisted the urge to say "That's nice, but my wife is going to do better."
  20. @sween The plural is actually "Moltzus II - The Quickening". There's a funny Ellis Island story behind that.