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  1. I am thankful I didn't kill my cat last night for romping all over the bed as if chasing mini ghosts for 7 hours.
  2. The firetrucks shining spotlights in my window had me convinced the sun had risen. My laziness has me lying in bed speculating what happened
  3. @Marne go to "message" in the RH corner
  4. @Marne I hope. It went from 3 to 9!
  5. @Marne kind of freaking out! Worried there won't be enough food.
  6. @mrbradles the stoopitz be stoopin.
  7. I officially just became a Minnesotan! I genuinely appreciated the cold and wind on my face. Then I said to it, "Well, that's interesting."
  8. For realz RT @mrbradles: @mollypriesmeyer you're too real for some
  9. @mrbradles Yeah, probably. Those bastards. Why they got to be hatin' my realz?
  10. Hey, I just got de-listed! Is it because of my Mamie Eisenhower hair? Or is it because of my Refrigerator Perry stomach?
  11. Thanksgiving at my house has gone from 3 to 10. Good thing I am a gluttonous pig and already bought enough food to feed 12.
  12. If you saw my hair right now, you'd probably unfollow me. Either that, or open the grave of Mamie Eisenhower to ensure she hasn't escaped.
  13. About to get drunk on wine samples at Zipp's
  14. @snyde043 I am just being intolerant
  15. @snyde043 not all. Just some. Especially on a very busy day.
  16. @snyde043 No way! Seward. ;)
  17. I, too, am silently judging them. All of them. "My bag is better than yours!" "OMG! You are using a paper bag! Hahaha!"
  18. Sometimes the smugness permeating from the folks at my co-op bugs me so much I want to strangle myself with my reusable fair-trade hemp bag.
  19. @dbrauer Hahahah! Totally!
  20. @amck @swineheart "I need to baste the turkey."