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I am thankful I didn't kill my cat last night for romping all over the bed as if chasing mini ghosts for 7 hours. about 12 hours ago from twidroid
The firetrucks shining spotlights in my window had me convinced the sun had risen. My laziness has me lying in bed speculating what happened about 16 hours ago from twidroid
@Marne go to "message" in the RH corner about 21 hours ago from twidroid in reply to Marne
@Marne I hope. It went from 3 to 9! about 21 hours ago from twidroid in reply to Marne
@Marne kind of freaking out! Worried there won't be enough food. about 21 hours ago from twidroid in reply to Marne
@mrbradles the stoopitz be stoopin. about 22 hours ago from twidroid in reply to mrbradles
I officially just became a Minnesotan! I genuinely appreciated the cold and wind on my face. Then I said to it, "Well, that's interesting." about 22 hours ago from twidroid
For realz RT @mrbradles: @mollypriesmeyer you're too real for some about 22 hours ago from web
@mrbradles Yeah, probably. Those bastards. Why they got to be hatin' my realz? about 22 hours ago from web in reply to mrbradles
Hey, I just got de-listed! Is it because of my Mamie Eisenhower hair? Or is it because of my Refrigerator Perry stomach? about 23 hours ago from web
Thanksgiving at my house has gone from 3 to 10. Good thing I am a gluttonous pig and already bought enough food to feed 12. about 23 hours ago from web
If you saw my hair right now, you'd probably unfollow me. Either that, or open the grave of Mamie Eisenhower to ensure she hasn't escaped. 6:04 PM Nov 25th from web
About to get drunk on wine samples at Zipp's 2:52 PM Nov 25th from twidroid
@snyde043 I am just being intolerant 2:28 PM Nov 25th from twidroid in reply to snyde043
@snyde043 not all. Just some. Especially on a very busy day. 2:09 PM Nov 25th from twidroid in reply to snyde043
@snyde043 No way! Seward. ;) 1:55 PM Nov 25th from twidroid in reply to snyde043
I, too, am silently judging them. All of them. "My bag is better than yours!" "OMG! You are using a paper bag! Hahaha!" 1:46 PM Nov 25th from twidroid
Sometimes the smugness permeating from the folks at my co-op bugs me so much I want to strangle myself with my reusable fair-trade hemp bag. 1:45 PM Nov 25th from twidroid
@dbrauer Hahahah! Totally! 10:54 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to dbrauer
@amck @swineheart "I need to baste the turkey." 10:21 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to amck

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Name Molly Priesmeyer
Location Minneapolis, United States
Bio Mpls writer/journalist; social-media consultant; a ball of neurosis inside a crippled giraffe's belly; made of the skin of baby birds

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