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  1. Girl on What Not To Wear ad had both a @jonathancoulton shirt and a @paulandstorm shirt. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS AT ALL, WNtW >:(
  2. @justGen Happy birthday! Looking forward to meeting you and that good stuff.
  3. I have no idea how to feel about this. http://is.gd/1CSPQ
  4. @Minkers SHAZAM! (It's an app. F'realz.)
  5. It's 99 degrees out and I'm wearing jeans. What am I, an idiot? (Don't answer that.)
  6. @jeannieharrell Gonzo proctology.
  7. They could've replaced Gene Shalit with a muppet years ago and no one would've ever called them out on it.
  8. I'm at that point in the songwriting process where I realize that the entire idea might be total crap.
  9. BROTHER (c'td): I can understand that people want to be like "ooh, Star Trek! [boopboop]" but come on!
  10. COMMERCIAL: This is the new iPhone. If you want to call someone, just say 'Call Dave Taylor.' BROTHER: Or you could just push some BUTTONS!
  11. @twcwar Aw, yay! Thank you!
  12. @acedtect "A Boy's Best Friend Is His Mother: The Oedipus Story"
  13. 1970 followers! The year Let It Be was released!
  14. Twittering. In the park. While riding bike. Without handlebars. I am the baddest m-er f-er EVER.
  15. @lonelysandwich "Nobody puts Baby in a corner... except pancreatic cancer, that might do it."
  16. @ckwright A Slurpee is worth about 2 cents. Ben & Jerry's is awesome. If you don't like Ben & Jerry's you support the terrorists. So there.
  17. @ckwright Ben & Jerry's free scoop day? Hello?
  18. @ckwright I don't mock, I'm just cynical.
  19. Slurpees are dirt cheap to begin with. I don't understand. #freeslurpeeday
  20. @ckwright It's actually a better song if you don't like Abe Lincoln that much... Just saying.