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  1. @nerdpita You're from Hawaii, right? I think that excuses you from any flip-flop restrictions.
  2. Happy Mother's Day, Mom! (I really hope there's an article about Twitter in the paper today, or else I'm screwed.)
  3. Stop Making Sense: the only worthwhile live album?
  4. Father-in-law's reaction to tarantula: "Yup, a tarantula. Don't worry, they're not poisonous." Thanks, I guess? (I'm afraid to go to sleep.)
  5. Dudes, I just found a dead tarantula on our bathroom floor. I didn't even know that Texas HAD tarantulas. THANKS, CATS!
  6. The secret to surviving afternoon with a mother-in-law and her church friends: Alcohol. Copious amounts of alcohol.
  7. "I feel like I introduced those two." - joanna's mom, talking about kyra sedwick's character getting married on The Closer. She was crying.
  8. If you liked Diane Lane in 'Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains,' you'll love her in 'Nights in Rodanthe.'
  9. I spent too much time last night trying to remember whether Joe Chill killed Bruce Wayne's parents or Peter Parker's uncle.
  10. PRESIDENT Obama, dudes.
  11. One of Joanna's dad's favorite topics: Chris Noth's abnormally short arms. He mentions them at least once a week.
  12. I am getting so tired of seeing Henry Paulson's stupid fucking face.
  13. GUYS GUYS GUYS! It wasn't stolen from us this time! WE DID IT!
  14. Really excited about my new bike. Less excited about the horrible nightmare I had last night...