mojojuju
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was at age 7 when my Dad and I were painting my bicycle. We huffed that can of red Krylon paint until there was none left.
about 1 hour ago
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@, that's completely confidential, and you're being inappropriate, K?
about 1 hour ago
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When I grow old, I shall become one of those old guys who flirts with young chicks, thus making them feel extremely uncomfortable.
about 4 hours ago
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@ Ewwwww, @. That dude is sleazy.
about 5 hours ago
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@ I wouldn't call that flipping out.
about 8 hours ago
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The world is full of nerds.
about 15 hours ago
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@ Yeah, I'm gonna get that inernet. I'm also gonna get yahoo for my computer. Of course I'll have Face Book too on it.
about 15 hours ago
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@ How come women can be so envious?
about 15 hours ago
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I swear I just saw the face of John Belushi momentarily in my curtains. Could it be some kind of sign?
about 15 hours ago
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Anybody here ever heard of "Face Book"? It's kind of like Twitter. Just wondering if anyone has used it.
about 16 hours ago
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Thank you veterans for your bravery in protecting my cowardly civilian ass.
about 18 hours ago
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@ With threatening words like those, you don't sound very gay.
about 18 hours ago
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What's this "gay agenda" I keep hearing about?
about 19 hours ago
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@ What if it's a noble lie? (e.g. Her:"Does my ass look fat?" Me:"Oh, no, of course not".) What about making people feel good?
9:07 PM Nov 10th
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Is it OK to lie if nobody would gain or lose from it?
8:36 PM Nov 10th
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@ I feel much different. You see, I was raised by lobsters after being abandoned at sea when I was very young. They're family to me
8:33 PM Nov 10th
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I feel sympathy for lobsters.
8:25 PM Nov 10th
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Apparently my toddler ate a lady bug. That's the type of bug that was found in his poopy diaper.
6:17 PM Nov 10th
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@ Go out and stop that big fat loser. Or take a dump in HIS yard.
6:16 PM Nov 10th
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My wife's watching that "Big Fat Loser" TV show. Anyone else watching the "Big Fat Loser"?
5:54 PM Nov 10th
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- Name mojojuju
- Location Potemkin Village
- Web http://www.netdip...
- Bio Self-styled internet marketing guru and digital age charlatan. Closet heterosexual.
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