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  1. #1stTimeIGotHigh was at age 7 when my Dad and I were painting my bicycle. We huffed that can of red Krylon paint until there was none left.
  2. @salinajd, that's completely confidential, and you're being inappropriate, K?
  3. When I grow old, I shall become one of those old guys who flirts with young chicks, thus making them feel extremely uncomfortable.
  4. @salinajd Ewwwww, @perezhilton. That dude is sleazy.
  5. @salinajd I wouldn't call that flipping out.
  6. The world is full of nerds.
  7. @zikzakatak Yeah, I'm gonna get that inernet. I'm also gonna get yahoo for my computer. Of course I'll have Face Book too on it.
  8. @Olijah_Angel How come women can be so envious?
  9. I swear I just saw the face of John Belushi momentarily in my curtains. Could it be some kind of sign?
  10. Anybody here ever heard of "Face Book"? It's kind of like Twitter. Just wondering if anyone has used it.
  11. Thank you veterans for your bravery in protecting my cowardly civilian ass.
  12. @gwynduffy With threatening words like those, you don't sound very gay.
  13. What's this "gay agenda" I keep hearing about?
  14. @Olijah_Angel What if it's a noble lie? (e.g. Her:"Does my ass look fat?" Me:"Oh, no, of course not".) What about making people feel good?
  15. Is it OK to lie if nobody would gain or lose from it?
  16. @djphrenzy I feel much different. You see, I was raised by lobsters after being abandoned at sea when I was very young. They're family to me
  17. I feel sympathy for lobsters.
  18. Apparently my toddler ate a lady bug. That's the type of bug that was found in his poopy diaper.
  19. @Chivani Go out and stop that big fat loser. Or take a dump in HIS yard.
  20. My wife's watching that "Big Fat Loser" TV show. Anyone else watching the "Big Fat Loser"?