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  1. "The thing about the big gay Ñ is that you have to let it go down on your head" - Moix on MacAttack v. 1.01:50 PM Jun 8th from web
  2. "I teach ICE; it's going to be hard, dammit!"11:47 AM Apr 8th from web
  3. *written* "What's in your cavity?"11:34 AM Apr 2nd from web
  4. "This is just like the dating game assignment, only everybody's gay!" - Moix on the roommate game10:30 AM Apr 2nd from web
  5. "Reboot like an Etch-A-Sketch!" *shakes computer violently*11:56 AM Feb 23rd from web
  6. "I call it the nipple-certificate... See?" *holds up certificate to chest* "The dots are approximately nipple distance apart."11:56 AM Feb 23rd from web
  7. "I'm going to go to the Quad meeting and pray over FIRM papers. Stay here until I get back." - Moix11:57 AM Feb 11th from web
  8. "What's polymorphism? ... It's illegal in 13 states.11:01 AM Jan 6th from web
  9. "You don't know where that floor has been." - Moix5:30 PM Dec 15th, 2008 from web
  10. "I was giddy like... I don't actually know any giddy people so I guess it's more like a simile... I was giddy like a giddy person." - Moix4:06 PM Dec 11th, 2008 from web
  11. "You said 'quite' in your last moixquote. It wasn't funny at all. You can't spell 'quit.'" - Moix4:02 PM Dec 11th, 2008 from web
  12. "Quite stimulating your neighbor." - Moix5:04 PM Dec 9th, 2008 from web
  13. "You can't touch my cricket. But maybe I'll come visit." - Moix1:11 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from web
  14. "Spaces are characters used by weak people." - Moix5:23 PM Nov 20th, 2008 from web
  15. "I discharged on the wall and it went through the speaker! .... .... .... Static discharge." - Moix5:00 PM Nov 20th, 2008 from web
  16. "I have to get my cheese in order." - Moix4:39 PM Nov 18th, 2008 from web
  17. "Well... have you heard of the Frank effect?"4:38 PM Nov 18th, 2008 from web
  18. *woo pelvic thrusts into the air* "I see that you want to go on a skiing vacation." - Moix4:55 PM Nov 11th, 2008 from web
  19. "election.twitter.com is mesmerizing." - Moix11:02 AM Nov 4th, 2008 from web
  20. "Moix had deputized me to instruct you to get your skanky asses out of the doorway." - Moix4:41 PM Oct 28th, 2008 from web