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  1. @kasten Texas has a lot of dry counties... I think even some localities. Ask a hobo.
  2. RIP Andy Roddick
  3. Seems Palin quit her job to focus on her pending lawsuits against journalists.
  4. Either a gay pride parade exploded in my house, or the girlchild is doing a craft project with glue and glitter.
  5. @CcSteff Was it hellafied?
  6. @charliepark Stay strong.
  7. I ... AM ... IRON ... MAN. (Sorry, the coffee just kicked in.)
  8. @Kunsthure Exactly :)
  9. Very loud backyard party near my house kept going until 5:30 AM. Actually more impressed than annoyed.
  10. Happy Indepanties Day!!
  11. @hazelmoon I made rather a mess of it, actually.
  12. On a résumé, does "strangled a hobo" go under Experience or Education?
  13. She probably just wanted to spend more time as her other personality, Michele Bachmann.
  14. Pfft. She'll be back.
  15. For all my jokes about Sarah Palin, we do have something in common. I'm not a very good comedian, and she's not a very good politician.
  16. Scanning some old photos of @mogrifette's grandparents. No vintage porn yet, but I'll keep you guys posted.
  17. @ThunderDolt IT'S LIKE MAKING MONEY!!! WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO MAKE MONEY!!!???
  18. And the weekend starts... here.
  19. On this date in 1949, little 9-year-old Harry Reid stared up at the ceiling and daydreamed about ineffectively running the U.S. Senate.
  20. If you don't watch yourself, I might have to look askance at you. Don't think I won't.