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  1. RT @LizWeinbloom: Okay yeah reached the end of the Choose Your Own article, and got misty-eyed. Misty-eyed! Over CYOA graphs! http://b ...
  2. @DorothyMantooth And for anyone in a Mary-Kate/Ashley or similar sandwich.
  3. @LizWeinbloom Also, "69" is a funny number. http://bit.ly/mandms
  4. @ConorPGriff As I was *just saying* to someone else, "amongst" is OK in reference to aliens, vampires, Atlanteans, and shapeshifted dragons.
  5. OH BOY. "All enjoyed delicious hor’dourves." #sigh
  6. Possibly the best @TheOnion advice column since "Ask a Navy SEAL." (It's funny because it's TRUE.) http://bit.ly/1BaiCZ
  7. "Amidst" is just silly. It's 2009, people: "Amid" is by all measures pretentious enough.
  8. I am sick of each of these places bragging about their "culinary team." How about just "cookers"?
  9. What is it about San Francisco that really does get your heart stuck there? It's the only city I miss enough that it makes my eyes water.
  10. MacHeist is offering free software that is genuinely useful: http://www.macheist.com/
  11. "Josh is balking," wife tells mother-in-law re: today's trip to Iowa. I'm not balking! I am NOT BALKING. I am, perhaps, chary.
  12. A Common Nomenclature for Lego Families http://tmne.ws/14297 (via @katiebakes)
  13. @CourtneyReimer OUR TAX DOLLARS. Curse that Socialist impostor in the White House! Kenyans love zoos!
  14. Gots my Internet phone set up and more or less working, and I am loving it. I CAN TALK RIGHT INTO MY COMPUTER. MY COMPUTER IS A *PHONE* NOW.
  15. @swoonqueen Hmmm. The only one we acknowledge is "plaintive."
  16. @swoonqueen Wait, what are the other two?
  17. @komcnees You didn't! You didn't lose an hour! We got an hour back Sunday morning! EXTRA sleep!
  18. -@cdonough Ugh. Always, always, ALWAYS "use." I even change it in direct quotes.
  19. "Gala event." Again, five too many letters there.
  20. I think once I get my bulletin board hung, #NaNoWriMo will improve exponentially for me. Pretty sure that was Gabe García Márquez's secret.