Modiggs1976
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A group wants to update the Bible to make it more conservative. In fairness, it hasn't been updated in 2,000 years.
8:45 AM Oct 26th
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I used to like older women because they're more experienced. Now I like younger women because they're more experienced.
8:43 AM Oct 26th
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Thanks for the RT @!
12:12 PM Oct 23rd
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I got a paid gig in Coney Island. Producer says I'm the only English speaking act; the other acts speak Russian. What am I, a tummler?
11:26 AM Oct 23rd
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KISS Army=gays in the military.
10:23 AM Oct 23rd
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RIP Soupy Sales. May you enjoy the great cream pie in the sky.
10:15 AM Oct 23rd
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Play dirty; bribe the mailman with three or four postage stamps so it gets there faster.
9:38 AM Oct 22nd
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The only reason not to slap a performance artist is because he will process that as "provoking a reaction."
9:40 AM Oct 21st
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If you take my name literally it means "More apartments, 1976" (or "gay apartments, 1976")
9:29 AM Oct 21st
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Thanks for the RT @; the computer is buffering as if it's reluctant to repeat my thanks to you.
1:31 PM Oct 20th
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You know you're paranoid when you think your computer's buffering because it's reluctant to tell you something.
11:52 AM Oct 20th
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Al Pacino's gaining weight for a movie role. He's chewing as much scenery as he can.
11:22 AM Oct 20th
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Fucking christ this office is so cramped. Papers on top of dreams...
11:39 AM Oct 19th
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National Novel Writing Month=Do-Nothing Month
10:40 AM Oct 19th
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My beard is looking bad ass. Bad anus, I tell ya.
9:00 AM Oct 19th
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The balloon boy's family was on Wife Swap. They should go on Child Swap instead (because they're bad parents)
12:23 PM Oct 16th
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I'm tired, I'm hungry, I'm poor. Take me to the Statue of Liberty.
9:24 AM Oct 16th
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It's telling how the skulls in skull designs never seem to have any brains.
11:09 AM Oct 15th
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This guy on the train don't give a fuck! You don't give a fuck? If you don't give a fuck and he don't give a fuck who gives a fuck?
10:56 AM Oct 15th
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New study says white people smarter than black people (except when they're elected PRESIDENT).
10:31 AM Oct 15th
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- Name Mo
- Location New York
- Web http://www.modigg...
- Bio I am a contributor for The Apiary and Dead Frog. I tell jokes. I am a stunt double for Sinbad.
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