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  1. Smoke detectors are used to remind you how lazy you are when it comes to changing batteries.about 1 hour ago from web
  2. Can't we make a chocolate-strawberry candy bar already? Get off the couch, science!about 23 hours ago from web
  3. True story: right now I am listening to "Dueling Banjos" and someone is screaming. I thought I asked for squealing!9:30 AM Nov 9th from web
  4. Facebook told me to check up on my college friend. Facebook has officially become my mother.9:35 AM Nov 6th from web
  5. @ElizMcQuern Maybe they'll change their name to ShaveYourFaceBook9:34 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to ElizMcQuern
  6. Rap's so filthy now. Remember when it was wholesome? Songs like "Put It In Your Mouth," "Pop that Pussy," "Dreams of Fuckin' an R&B Dick"?9:05 AM Nov 5th from web
  7. @curlycomedy I am uncomfortable that you are tweeting about me in front of me9:05 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to curlycomedy
  8. "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Amy Winehouse." "Amy Winehouse who?" "C'mon Dad, it's Thanksgiving!"11:19 AM Nov 4th from web
  9. I was mountain climbing the other day. I tried not to look down but some jerk spray painted an asterisk near the mountaintop.10:10 AM Nov 3rd from web
  10. Thanks for the RT @curlycomedy10:10 AM Nov 3rd from web
  11. 5(+)6=number1:12 PM Nov 2nd from web
  12. I'm addicted to kicking ass and I'm about to relapse. I need to call my sponsor, Steve Seagal; he hasn't kicked ass in eight years.9:12 AM Nov 2nd from web
  13. RT @evanweisscomedy Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. Todays fortune cookie12:21 PM Oct 30th from web
  14. My costume: The Haunting Spectre of Unrealized Potential11:03 AM Oct 30th from web
  15. Thanks for the retweet @boudreaufreret11:02 AM Oct 30th from web
  16. I want to dress up as a Wii remote for Halloween on the off chance that someone shakes me out of my complacency.9:51 AM Oct 30th from web
  17. I love watching "Divorce Court" on TV because I can relate to fat black people crying.9:25 AM Oct 30th from web
  18. Quitting comedy is like committing suicide; I only get so close...12:29 PM Oct 29th from web
  19. Thanks for the retweets @zemlak12:28 PM Oct 29th from web
  20. I saw the AVN Adult Movie Awards last night. They're just like the Oscars, except "The envelope please" is a cue for a cocaine deal.8:06 AM Oct 28th from web
  • Name Mo
  • Location New York
  • Web http://www.modigg...
  • Bio I am a contributor for The Apiary and Dead Frog. I tell jokes. I am a stunt double for Sinbad.
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