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| modgethanc hungry, uncaffeinated, sleepfucked. good morning. |
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| modgethanc @DeMarko anyone can make finder crash; just use it. |
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| modgethanc I also stole a first aid book from my mother when I was six and practiced bandaging techniques on myself after bedtime. |
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| modgethanc I developed such a convincing fake limp that teachers and my parents would always ask me what's wrong with me. |
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| modgethanc Whenever I was playing pretend with the other kids at recess, I'd always find a way to break a limb or lose my vision. |
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| modgethanc 'Mr. Casey, can you help me go potty?' he'd ask the after school program counselors. |
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| modgethanc Osteoperosis was a pretty big deal. There was a fat kid who had it bad and used a motorized wheelchair. |
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| modgethanc I followed deaf kids and blind kids and wheelchair bound kids all day and tried to learn how they functioned. |
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| modgethanc I was also very heavily obsessed with injury and disability. |
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| modgethanc As you can probably imagine, all we used it for was talking about people we didn't like without them knowing. |
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| modgethanc However, most of the language described names, and the rest described gruesome deaths or negative opinions. |
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| modgethanc When I was a kid being bored shitless in Iowa, this other kid and I made up a set of sign language gestures. |
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| modgethanc Ass. We're hauling ass. |
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| modgethanc Your definition of a soul differs from mine. When do you leave forever? I am forbidden to speak to you. Remember last time? |
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| modgethanc Starting to grok again. |
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| modgethanc @snaaaaaaaake |
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| modgethanc @modgethanc @modgethanc @modgethanc @modgethanc ! |
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| modgethanc everyone needs to watch: http://tinyurl.com/6fmtsc |
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| modgethanc Anyone up for foodle tonight? |
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