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  1. Halloween, fuck yeaaaah.
  2. called out sick from work. it's going to be one of those days.
  3. I have a serious problem with this disgusting weather.
  4. I hate not having the right advice.
  5. Oh wait, no, there they go again.
  6. Everything just went mysteriously silent. Either my family has a psychic connection to my twitter, or they've all killed each other.
  7. EVERYONE IS YELLING. LIVETWEET TEMPTATION IS OVERWHELMING.
  8. @acerook not just on, even, but 0n. girl means business.
  9. I hate when I think I have an email and it's actually a facebook event invite - usually to some show I have no interest in seeing.
  10. Starbucks = morning drink fail. Needs more vodka.
  11. I don't want to leave the beach.
  12. Apparently tonight I'm going to a restaurant with a mermaid lagoon and servers dressed like pirates. How am I supposed to feel about this?
  13. Debating the best fashion in which to make a quesadilla.
  14. I really need to start livetweeting my family's arguments.
  15. back from Musical of Musicals audition! turns out I don't suck when I'm not forgetting the words to my damn songs.
  16. oh my god just an FYI guys, LIPOFUZE MAKES YOU GO INSANE
  17. had her evening plans ruined not once, but twice. I can only deal with one male diva at a time, okay?
  18. @AshestoAsher Les Mis. I win!
  19. more importantly, I'm making rice-a-roni.
  20. both of my refrigerators are literally stuffed to the brims with jello shots.