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  1. Back in CT from LA, 12 inches of snow is expected by tomorrow and I'm so friggin' thrilled about it. 2:39 PM Dec 19th from web
  2. Nachos + Latkes = Latkchos: http://ping.fm/MyomN 1:18 AM Dec 16th from Ping.fm
  3. Not a bad new job, got to design a poll to vote on your favorite Tiger Woods girlfriend. Go and vote: http://bit.ly/5OknzE 2:07 PM Dec 15th from web
  4. Vote up my friend's Funny or Die Wildman video spoof: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/eec0886f3b/wildeman 12:15 PM Dec 15th from web
  5. Is anyone else turned on by the lady Chipmunks in the Alvin and the Chipmunks Squekquel? http://tr.im/HIqs 11:34 AM Dec 15th from web
  6. Think I found tomorrow's hike. 5-star rated, easy trail, 4 miles, 50-ft. waterfall, near Glendale: http://tr.im/Hn5L 5:00 PM Dec 11th from Ping.fm
  7. Sixth night of Chanukah present is to go home to New York. 12:46 PM Dec 11th from web
  8. I think Invictus is about whites and blacks coming together to learn the correct rules of football. 11:28 AM Dec 11th from Ping.fm
  9. Overheard three Latino high schoolers say they're failing Spanish class even though they speak fluent Spanish. I knew it was too formal. 10:30 AM Dec 11th from web
  10. New Features on Microsoft Office 2010: http://tr.im/Hh6U 4:26 PM Dec 10th from web
  11. Art walk map and schedule. Tonight at 6:30, rain should hold off: http://www.downtownartwalk.com/map 3:32 PM Dec 10th from web
  12. Ran into Laurie Kilmartin at 8:30 on Venice Beach this morning. First time in 3 years I've run into someone in L.A. NY-style. 9:21 AM Dec 10th from web
  13. Hell yes semester finally over. Done w all Crit Studies classes. But will still analyze the hell out of the Alvin & the Chipmunks Squequel 11:08 PM Dec 9th from web
  14. http://ping.fm/QII9o Thursday night and feeling a hike to this view near Pasadena on Saturday: http://tr.im/H3PT 2:48 PM Dec 8th from Ping.fm
  15. Last episode of Film Talk http://tr.im/H1WQ Thanks for watching. Add Kate Sargeant for her amazing new show in Jan & her episode of Castle. 9:27 AM Dec 8th from web
  16. Worst of the worst few days, but back in New York a week from Wednesday. Good slice and a Rangers game on the other side of all this. 6:33 PM Dec 7th from web
  17. World Cup draw streaming link: http://www.atdhe.net/10745/watch-fifa-world-cup-2010-group-stage-draw 9:01 AM Dec 4th from web
  18. Sorry, I meant Ivory Coast. Does that make me racist? 2:42 PM Dec 3rd from web
  19. Ghana's 2010 soccer jersey is badass: http://www.worldsoccershop.com/frontpage-items-cote-d-ivoire-10-12-home-soccer-jersey.html 2:42 PM Dec 3rd from web
  20. Other undiscovered Marilyn Monroe viral videos more popular than her smoking pot: http://tr.im/GyY7 1:47 PM Dec 3rd from Ping.fm
  • Name Max Lance
  • Location Los Angeles, CA
  • Web http://modernjew....
  • Bio Max is a NY Jew writing movies and TV in L.A. He writes jokes about sex, baseball, movies and travel
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