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  1. Disappointing. Ags blew a huge opportunity.
  2. Damn it, Ags. Texas didn't beat you tonight, you threw it away yourselves.
  3. Shock of shocks: a pourous defense and crappy special teams play are gonna cost us the game. #TAMU #gigem
  4. The Ags are getting opportunities. They need to stop squandering them. #TAMU #gigem
  5. Both of my parents have said "nutsack" a dozen times in the past 30 secs. Ah, precious holiday memories...
  6. Intensely unfair that Erin Andrews is at Kyle Field now that I'm no longer working the sidelines.
  7. As usual, the announcers are tripping over one another to spoon Colt McCoy.
  8. My parents' dog = completely worthless http://twitpic.com/r3wmp
  9. Looks like the defense is ready to hit hard. Let's hope they can keep it up. #TAMU #gigem
  10. Damn boys, that's how you start a game! #TAMU #gigem
  11. Just completed a 10.60 mi run with @runkeeper, check it out http://bit.ly/6H94PF #RunKeeper
  12. Blogged: Thanks http://bit.ly/8xwAtl
  13. Sorry sir, the park's closed. The moose out front shoulda told ya. #greatestmovielineever
  14. Helpful hint: If you're in a movie and one of the other characters is named Cain or Bane, steer clear of that dude.
  15. @margomamma Wow! Now that's a wedding video!
  16. @margomamma I suppose that's true, although I still wouldn't mind if the A-Team showed up to liven things up a bit.
  17. Kids are in bed, @nonsoccermom is asleep, dog's at the kennel, Wii is packed for tomorrow's trip and TV is total crap tonight. #bored
  18. @JordansAggie And oatmeal!
  19. Seriously... think about all the movies that would be better with Wilford in the lead. Speed, Weekend at Bernie's, 9 1/2 Weeks, etc...
  20. @JordansAggie I can handle it. They've got the right stuff (or so I've heard).