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Just stumbled upon a bikini photoshoot while hiking in a NC state park.about 4 hours agofrom txt
I am not prepared for the level of new agey type things that i am encountering in Ashevilleabout 24 hours agofrom txt
In Asheville, NC....what should I see/eat tonight that isn't the Biltmore?12:34 PM Jul 15thfrom web
I am mere minutes away from some authentic southern bbq11:43 AM Jul 14thfrom txt
I just shared an elevator with a call girl.8:04 PM Jul 13thfrom web
The World of Coca-Cola needs to hook up with the World of Captain Morgan.6:33 PM Jul 13thfrom txt
You know you are staying in a nice place when you find out the hotel shuttle is an Escalade.6:55 PM Jul 12thfrom txt
Last night I dreamed I was in a HORSE competition for cuts of beef. (No it wasn't against Ickey Woods but that would have been great).6:27 AM Jul 12thfrom web
I am taking wagers on how far over quota I will be when I get back from vacation.12:02 PM Jul 10thfrom web
The last day before vacation shouldn't be this hectic.5:37 AM Jul 10thfrom web
I just replaced a nipple and a tub/shower diverter. I am now ready to join the Plumber's Union.7:38 PM Jul 7thfrom web
Last night reuniuon with 4 college friends....fantastic good time. Everyone should make time for their old good friends.5:20 AM Jul 7thfrom web
Saw guy w/ sweatpants under long jean shorts held up by makeshift suspenders while wearing 2 sweatshirts (1 w/ hood). Homeless or hipster?10:08 AM Jul 6thfrom web
From the looks of my inbox, this is going to be a long day.6:35 AM Jul 6thfrom web
I have been in the Container Store for only 5 minutes and i can feel my gag reflex kicking in. Plus side: plenty of things to puke in.1:08 PM Jul 3rdfrom txt
