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  1. You can buy a WWE Punjabi Prison Match playset @ toys r us!
  2. Why didn't 2 Live Crew ever release a Christmas album?
  3. Homemade brioche with butter is very, very nice.
  4. A mug of Earl Grey is right way to start the day.
  5. @jvoegele so disturbed...please tell me those are jason's.
  6. Ian Eagle without Solomon Wilcots is like Peanut Butter without Jelly.
  7. Oh to be 2 again and bribable with just gummy bears
  8. I am enjoying the finest of all Thanksgiving traditions: Bud Light Lime
  9. I like my sugar with coffee and cream
  10. @jvoegele Tell Alex that KC may be awful but they are orders of magnitude better than any malodorous team that Al Davis fields
  11. @mark_vaughn Indeed...very true words
  12. @jennb624 not unless he refuses to do the deep accent.
  13. @jennb624 awesome coaching skills
  14. Angela told me today that she has never tried jerky before. It is things like this that make me question her upbringing.
  15. Is it a faux pas to eat at Arby's when you work at Quiznos?
  16. I'm insane...it is 10:30 at night and I am considering going for a run...I'd still rather be skiing however.
  17. Just saw a girl in leg warmers dancing down the street with a friend listening to a boombox. New trend or late halloween party?
  18. Are Monday's always this slow?
  19. @jennb624 I wouldn't violate someone's toothbrush.
  20. This is why I am fat: I have a great desire to eat a bowl of brown sugar right now.