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  1. I'm not really sure what makes this chicken salad "Chinese." Maybe it was made with traces of lead. Or the chicken was good at math. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @true_story Is that his new tv show or something? about 20 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to true_story
  3. @CharChar23 It's World AIDS day. If you put #red in your Twitter post... it turns #red! 7:25 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to CharChar23
  4. @slemn3 it would be better if I "sha #red" it. 6:30 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to slemn3
  5. I had a sandwich for lunch: turkey between two slices of "B #red." 6:28 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  6. Why did the nail feel so crappy? Because it got hamme #red. 3:02 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  7. Why didn't the nail show up for work? Because he got hamme#red. 2:26 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  8. Driver behind me had the "Oh shit!" face and stopped pretty close behind me. That definitely sca#red me. 8:46 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  9. In honor of @joinred and World AIDS Day, I will incorporate the word "#red" into my posts throughout the day. 7:24 AM Dec 1st from web
  10. Don't eat my pizza. 11:23 PM Nov 30th from web
  11. @CharChar23 You should pick up Chuck or How I Met Your Mother. 11:21 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to CharChar23
  12. Hot damn. They weren't kidding when they said these plates are hot (500F). Ouch. 7:08 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  13. Bought parents new phones. Now, dinner at Ruth's Chris. Economy, you have been stimulated. Also, I am considerably heavier than last week. 6:38 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  14. @CharChar23 Nice! Where'd you find a jukebox? 5:23 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to CharChar23
  15. This has been the first Black Friday I did not buy anything... am I growing up? 1:38 AM Nov 28th from web
  16. @karenmeow The game called "Scoops" is fun and addicting. 1:37 AM Nov 28th from web in reply to karenmeow
  17. @felix_morariu Looks remarkably similar to the Scion xB o_O 2:25 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to felix_morariu
  18. What do corn and asparagus have in common? 8:25 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  19. I'm late! Better slow down though. I'm going 88 mph. 4:16 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  20. Oh. Wtf? I traveled back in time? To the beginning of the work day?! 8:59 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  • Name Mark Lem
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