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  1. @jzy Well, fortunately, you're not alone. American business worships at the Church of the Youth right now. 7:10 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to jzy
  2. Sometimes I feel bad for developers behind software garnering complaints online. Then I remember they started the complaints. 7:08 PM Nov 25th from web
  3. @jzy I know, I was just being self-effacing. It's a trick I learned from the British. (Your question: I'd assume they're old.) 7:05 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to jzy
  4. @jzy Yeah, it's kinda stupid that I list my years of experience in social media in my bio when I suck at this. 6:58 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to jzy
  5. "Wise beyond your years" is valued until you're 30. At that point, wisdom is expected and performance is demanded. 6:50 PM Nov 25th from web
  6. RT @Spinchange Not all of Walt Whitman's toots are star-worthy but we're friends so I star the ones I like...sometimes that's a lot of them. 5:26 PM Nov 25th from web
  7. @amandalee Liz Phair's Exile in Guyville b/c it was the GF's favorite. Hmm... 4:47 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to amandalee
  8. I love Cat and Girl so much it gives me that ridiculous feeling I could be friends with the creator. http://is.gd/53Kqr 4:44 PM Nov 25th from web
  9. RT @RobCottingham A conversation with a prospect that ends quickly b/c you're not a fit is a SUCCESSFUL conversation. #winwithoutpitching 4:16 PM Nov 25th from web
  10. The difference between the ad agency's creative dept. and account execs is the creatives eat the whole donut. 4:13 PM Nov 25th from web
  11. @autom8 Marketing: The refuge for English majors who fear poverty or students. 4:03 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to autom8
  12. Eventually big biz will understand social media and recession will end. Remember that when being cavalier, SM gurus. 3:55 PM Nov 25th from web
  13. @NathanBowers That's better than when I ordered pho ga and the server responded by clucking like a chicken. 2:14 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to NathanBowers
  14. @robsaker Ha. I hear ya. 1:47 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to robsaker
  15. Dreading Thanksgiving with your family? Buy a pizza & hand slices to homeless people today. Changes your perspective. 1:43 PM Nov 25th from web
  16. @jzy @nathanbowers It's all about the Sally Jesse Raphael look. http://is.gd/53BVY 12:03 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to jzy
  17. Some ad execs resist social media b/c it takes them back to their career's early days when they were ashamed for selling out. 11:59 AM Nov 25th from web
  18. For proponents of the Internet, social media gurus sure do watch a lot of TV. 11:28 AM Nov 25th from web
  19. @nbuntsis I prefer London. 11:22 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to nbuntsis
  20. It might not be called journalism but there will always be people who call BS and back it up with research. 11:19 AM Nov 25th from web