mkomen
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Disney announces another movie opening this weekend called "Jewish American Princess And The Frog."
about 21 hours ago
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Comcast spokesman proclaims love for NBC acquistiion...and sex?
3:48 PM Dec 7th
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Look out, sharks! With people teeth? Thanks Internet!
3:33 PM Dec 4th
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What if girls were as horny as guys? You don't want to miss the answer but remember kids, it's a little NSFW so beware:
2:35 PM Dec 3rd
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Dear Ranch Dressing: Life doesn't make sense without you. Love, lettuce.
2:07 PM Dec 3rd
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RT @: The world's greatest party song sounds a little different the morning after.
2:38 PM Dec 1st
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Looking to adopt a dog in the LA area. Must love sleeping in, Friday Night Lights and chubby people. Let me know if you have any info.
4:37 PM Nov 30th
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Looks like Michaelangelo's David went back home to the midwest for Thanksgiving:
10:55 AM Nov 30th
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Just in case you were wondering, these are Inappropriate uses for an uncooked turkey:
12:25 PM Nov 25th
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Play my new favorite game: Man vs Toddler -
2:47 PM Nov 24th
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Love itColbert goes skateboarding through Congress:
4:32 PM Nov 18th
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Have some fun in life with these tips on how to eff with people in an elevator:
3:38 PM Nov 18th
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I think this video just made it into my favorites of all time....turn it up, it's Bon Jovi time:
11:23 AM Nov 12th
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Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! I missed you Buddy Garrity!
10:00 AM Nov 12th
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RT @: Twitter tells its users to go screw themselves.
4:47 PM Nov 11th
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God bless America! NJ Governor's son picks his nose (and eats it) while Dad gives his victory speech on live TV:
10:15 AM Nov 11th
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I've just become an Instant Message Therapist so you can now aim me at comedykomen (I know) and I will provide advice for $20.
2:35 PM Nov 4th
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RT @: Weird, yesterday I was in the ocean, today I'm in the snow. Coincidentally I peed in both of them.
12:58 PM Oct 30th
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Got distracted while plucking my eyebrows (yeah, I said it) and now I have a bald spot...ok, two bald spots. Seriously, this is not good.
5:43 PM Oct 27th
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Slutty Halloween girls can have fun and still rescue a choking boy, just watch!
2:06 PM Oct 26th
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- Name Matt Komen
- Location LA
- Web http://www.thelau...
- Bio Booked comedy clubs, produced comedy festivals, managed comedians, coordinated, executive assisted and worked as somebody's bitch for a year.
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