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  1. Which is worse: tripping leaving the laundry room, or being so normally clumsy I didn't notice I was bleeding until the droplets fell?
  2. @loritodd Do be careful, okay?
  3. Best around! RT @gopalo: hopes to get to 1k fans on the PALO! page by Mon. Some lucky fans will win a free PALO! CD. http://bit.ly/PALOfan
  4. I should start moving. These cats aren't going to feed themselves. Hey, why are they looking at me like I'm an enormous salmon? Uh-oh.
  5. @mjheeke You know, I'd completely forgotten that movie until you mentioned it. No, probably not the cause, but still a messed up trailer.
  6. @loritodd Ah, now I understand. My apologies.
  7. The only thing worse than waking in despair is waking in despair in the middle of the bloody night.
  8. @loritodd Hmmm, I would have thought your worth was self-apparent by now. It's obvius enough to me.
  9. @loritodd You certainly work hard for the money!
  10. RT @xkot: I've got to see this movie - RoboGeisha http://is.gd/1nGtH. Video is NSFW or sane people.
  11. With the increased acceptance of sexual cosmetic enhancement, will people who prefer unenhanced partners be viewed like amputee fetishists?
  12. I this year I'll celebrate in traditional manner: sitting at home eating ramen, listening to the neighborhood gunfire, sirens, and helic ...
  13. Same here.
  14. @FireEspritX12 Nary an issue, and I don't use kid gloves with it, either.
  15. @alinasmith Oh, so now I'm a hobo, am I? Sheesh! [goes back into his cardboard living room]
  16. @malcolli I'm glad to see you survived. I am looking forward to meeting you someday!
  17. @gopalo And a happy Independence Day to you, my amazingly talented friend!
  18. @gopalo Uh, could you explain that photo to me? Just what kind of parties do you attend, and why am I not invited?
  19. @AgustinaP Happy birthday, gorgeous!
  20. @malcolli I'll set an alarm to check up on you, and to send someone out with a sponge if necessary.